Later: Not fair, not fair, not fair. I hate Scousers and I told Mr Eriksson that there's no way they should be allowed to play for us again. Sir would never allow it. I'm calling a meeting tomorrow to propose a strike until only players from the best club in the whole wide world can play for England. And Wayne Rooney. And Sol Campbell. But that's it. Oh and Owen Hargreaves because he gave me a bite of his Curly Wurly. CRAIG HOPE: Eddie Howe shows Newcastle have plenty in reserve with sensational win at Man United... as young defenders Tino Livramento and Lewis Hall show they can make an impact this season

Tyldesley doubles down on criticism of Sky Sports' pre-match Manchester derby coverage with as he posts that he is 'more of a Mike Skinner man' Arsenal fans FUME at West Ham's opener in Carabao Cup exit as they claim Aaron Ramsdale was 'blatantly fouled' moments before Ben White headed into his own net Manchester United legends Andy Cole and Gary Neville SAVAGE Anthony Martial as he's given a rare start against Newcastle in the Carabao Cup Man United's Harry Maguire and Mason Mount join Erik ten Hag and other first-team stars in making heart-warming memories with fans at club charity dayJude Bellingham's dad posts a heartfelt tribute to his son after the Real Madrid superstar WON the Kopa award at the 2023 Ballon d'Or

Wrexham owner Rob McElhenney announces new 'Parks and Wrex' project in hilarious video with actor Chris Pratt as birthday gift for Ryan Reynolds Jakub Jankto, who became the first current international player to come out as gay, says he is 'really happy' he can now play 'without hiding or being scared' Micah Richards reveals how he downed TEN drinks from a minibar the night before a Man City game - and tried to talk his way out of playing Ben Youngs confirms his retirement from international rugby, with England's most-capped men's player set to bow out in Friday's Bronze match at the World CupA solid memoir. I found it utterly absorbing - but as a Man U fan and sports lover that’s no surprise.

Jose Mourinho is SENT OFF for goading Monza's bench and labelling them cry babies after Stephan El Shaarawy scores Roma's late winnerHarry the petrolhead! Duke of Sussex looks cool in aviators as he goes behind-the-scenes at the US Grand Prix ahead of the Circuit of The Americas The first EVER UFC event in 2024, Tyson Fury and Oleksandr Usyk's undisputed showdown plus the Asian Cup in 2027... the major events in line to take place in Saudi Arabia as they secure the 2034 World Cup Man United 0-3 Newcastle: Pressure piles on Erik ten Hag as Red Devils suffer another DISMAL home defeat... Porn star Sky Bri reveals mystery Man United footballer has been DMing her - and says he's one of a few 'pretty big players' to message her Gave Darius Vaseline (ha) a Chinese burn after the match. He said David missed too but everyone could see that was the fault of the pitch and anyway, David is brilliant, so there.

Cristiano Ronaldo and Jordan Henderson involved in a heated row at full-time in Saudi Arabia after former Liverpool captain escaped red card in bad-tempered cup game - ex-Man United forward lost his cool with fans Al-Hilal are SLAMMED for posting a graphic wishing Neymar well after his ACL injury which shows the Brazilian star screaming on the floor in pain Gary Neville admits Man United's 'awful performances' are 'worrying' for Erik ten Hag as pressure increases... Played pool this afternoon and I beat Philip 10-0 because I am the greatest. Philip wasn't actually there but I played left-handed every time it was his turn. And he was rubbish! Ha ha ha. Gazza is the greatest.

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