Cards that you collect can be powered up in a rather unique way. Unlike games like Valkyrie Crusade, where you evolve or amalgamate cards of like-types. Monster Monpiece asks that you open up a full view of the card you want to power up and then poke and prod at the sexy artwork in the right places to build meter. Once you’ve got them to the appropriate level it’s time to frantically stroke your card to bring them to… er… fruition. Be successful in this rather ridiculous process and your cards will be 1) Even more awesome and 2) even more saucy. It’s a shame this has no western release – mainly because, techically speaking it’s very solid is a genuinely interesting game (many RPG’s could learn from it) and is a triumph in elegant design. Instead you can continue to interact with (and touch!) her in real time, tied to a real time calendar, so different events will pop up on the days they’re supposed to. Cleverly, her behaviour will change to match your likes and dislikes. This is a no brainer. It’s basically a match 3 puzzle dating sim – where you have to woo the ladies by stalking them around town, buying them gifts and chatting them up in bars. For the sake of this list I went for Love Death 3. You can play in first and third-person views to explore the world.

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Shizuka

You’re a guy in school. Who accidentally gets hit by all of Cupids arrows (bear with me) the affect of which is that every single girl in school totally wants a piece of him.

If you have been reading comics since the mid-‘90s, you are probably aware of the (in)famous “Marvel Swimsuit Special” issues. These issues featured the most popular male and female Marvel superheroes in their swimsuits, drawn by some of the best artists in comics. One of the most famous images is that of Colossus getting washed by a few unnamed women, his huge metallic muscles being flexed, with his shorts unzipped. It’s so over-the-top that it’s almost silly. The question is, how do you think you get your super weapon to work? How do you make her more powerful? By totally getting it on with her, that’s how. Weirdly you can manipulate the shape of their character models whenever you like, changing their costumes and breast size of course. If you ask a comic book fan to name the first thing they would say to describe Emma Frost, odds are it’ll be a physical attribute. Emma Frost’s sexuality has been at the forefront of the character since her early appearances. Before she turned hero and became one of the central X-Men, her stint as the White Queen featured the character in very revealing white lingerie. Even when the character joined the good guys, her “assets” were still on display for all to see.

Samui

I can’t even begin to tell you what it’s all about, not being able to read Japanese and being only able to tolerate it for about half an hour. Structurally this is a top down RPG – where you must get the girls to climb a tower and defeat the enemies within. They’re not the most obedient lot and so it’s your task, as warden, to whip them into shape – sometimes being gentle, sometimes being firm. Could you imagine anyone other than Chris Hemsworth playing Thor in the Marvel Cinematic Universe? Probably not. It’s not because his acting is Oscar-worthy, either. It’s because of that scene in the first “Thor” movie where he walks around without a shirt, right? Don’t say no, you know we’re right. No other hero in modern superhero movies is viewed as more eye-candy than hero than Chris Hemsworth’s Thor.