The catcher and the umpire. 60. Beth’s mother has three daughters. One is called Lara, the other one is Sara. What is the name of the third daughter?

A stagecoach pulls up, man 1 turns to his neighbour and says "I bet you a tenner that the first guy out bangs his head on the doorframe" Man 2 accepts the bet. The first guy out banged his head so man 2 pays up. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car. Add the letter G and it’s “gone”! 11. What’s greater than God and more evil than the devil. Rich people want it, poor people have it. And if you eat it, you’ll die? An anchor. 93. Which English word holds the same pronunciation even if you take away four out of its five letters?

Founded in 2010, Thought Catalog is owned and operated by The Thought & Expression Company, Inc. For over a decade, we've been at the bleeding edge of media, pioneering an infrastructure for creatives to flourish both artistically and financially. Nothing. 12. A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode out on Friday. How is that possible? January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University. • 4,291,043 porichoygupto Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer (Photo: Unsplash) 13. I started a band called 999 megabytes… I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

I had a dream last night that I was cutting carrots with the Grim Reaper – dicing with death.” – Tim VineWalk on the living, they don’t even mumble. Walk on the dead, they mutter and grumble. What are they? How to watch Love Island Games in the UK: As the spin-off to the popular dating show lands, UK viewers need to know how to view it.

A cement mixer collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.” – Peter KayThe group included a grandmother, her daughter and her daughter’s daughter. 32. What 5-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

A demon approaches the devil and says "Dark lord! Two men from Glasgow in Scotland have been sent here. What should be done with them?" Short. 33. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, and Sunday? menders19 12. I met some chess players in the hotel lobby. They were bragging about how good they were…Two monkeys were getting into the bath. One said: ‘Oo, oo, aah.’ The other replied:‘Put some cold in then.” – Harry Hill Seven (take away the ‘s’ and it becomes ‘even’). 30. I’m light as a feather, but not even the strongest girl can hold me for more than 5 minutes. What am I? I know this joke has been shared a few times before but I thought I would share my Scottish cultural adaptation of it] A teacher asks two girls that look exactly alike, the following questions: Are you from the same family? Do you have the same parents? Were you born on the same day? The girls answered yes to all of the questions but in the end, they were not twins. How is this possible? Bookkeeper 104. There are eight men sitting on a couch. Three legs break off and six men leave. How many legs are remaining?