Where’s literally anything about the female character, Poppy Danforth?! (Other than the fact she gets railed on top of an altar in Tyler’s church, obvi.) It’s such a weird quirk that really only seems to affect the romance genre, and it’s even worse when a book is told from duel POVs, so the “plot summary” is two vague, mysterious chunks of thought. So, because of that, here I am to answer a few key questions about this book that I hope my parents never find out that I actually read. A compelling and original book....This outstanding first book...has launched a medieval historian of tremendous promise." Ferreira, has committed apostasy and renounced the Christian faith. About half of the book is Rodriguez's This book made me laugh out loud multiple times due to the sheer ridiculousness of its story, its mile-wide plot holes, and dialogue that’s meant to come across as bold and sexy but reads more like someone who’s never spoken to another human being before. Poppy’s reasoning for becoming a sex worker is underdeveloped at best, as is her reasoning for the half-baked (and inevitable) third act break-up. Both of which are probably made worse by the fact that the book is entirely told from Tyler’s perspective, so we have no insight into Poppy’s seemingly nonsensical decision making. It’s a lot. But also I think we can all admit to ourselves that if you buy this book, you aren’t necessarily coming for a Pulitzer Prize-winning plot.

My name is Tyler Anselm Bell. I'm twenty-nine years old. Six months ago, I broke my vow of celibacy on the altar of my own church, and God help me, I would do it again.Zhong Ji Lan Yin (The Ultimate Blue Seal) (E. Danglars TL:completed)| 2010 | Hu Bugui, Su Qing | sci-fi The John Milton series was his first noteworthy series after trying his hand on a few stand alone novels. Mark has said in his interviews that before becoming a well established author he used to work as a lawyer, serving his clients in the City of London and Soho, West End of London. Most of his clients included money launderers initially, but after a few years he began serving the celebrities who used to sue newspapers for libel. Priests were ubiquitous figures in the Anglo-Saxon world: they acted as educators, agents of royal authority, scribes, and dealers in real estate. But what set priests apart from the society in which they lived was the authority to provide pastoral care and their ability to use the written word. Early medieval bishops saw books as indispensable to a priest's duties and episcopal legislation frequently provided lists of books that priests were to have: tools of the trade for the secular clergy. These books are not only an exceedingly valuable window into pastoral care, but also a barometer for the changes taking place in the English church of the tenth and eleventh centuries. Shou Cong Zhi Dao (Flower Succulent TL (1-8)) (Lizonka TL: 1-onwards) | 2012 | Chang An, Hua Yi | fantasy

The blurb above actually isn’t as terrible as most of them are, since it does get across some important information: Tyler Bell is a priest in a small town outside of Kansas City. He’s young and handsome, and unexpectedly joined the priesthood following a devastating family tragedy. Now that he has his robes, he’s been tasked with reviving this church’s membership and reputation following a sexual abuse scandal with the previous priest that affected Tyler’s family, something that he still hasn’t come to terms with. Although it seems his decision to become a priest was borne out of coping with loss, he genuinely loves what he does and hasn’t questioned his new career path. Well, until Poppy Danforth walks through the door. Liu Yao (Blob TL: 1-33) (Pizzilations TL: 34-onwards) (Rustycol TL: 35-onwards) | 2014 | Yan Zhengming, Cheng Qian | xianxiaTian Ya Ke (Faraway Wanderers) (sparkling water TL: 1-30) (Liyou TL: 31-onwards) | 2010 | Wen Kexing, Zhou Zishu | wuxia The plot of the novel opens with the depiction of John Milton as a state-sanctioned killer and thinks that he is done with his profession. He seems to be troubled by nightmares and ghosts, who frequently torment him in his dreams. A book not just for historians but for all medievalists who work on the texts, both Latin and vernacular, of Anglo-Saxon England."

Guang Ze Jiu Shi: Jin Yang Pian | 2007 | Zheng Yue, Ran Qinghuan | transmigration, historical, political, xianxia

Publication Order of Charlie Cooper Thrillers Books

Qi Ye (Lord Seventh) (sparkling water TL: 1-7) (Jade Rabbit Pendant TL: 8-onwards) (Chichi TL:completed) | 2010 | Wu Xi, Jing Beiyuan | historical, political Zui Hou de Shou Wei (The Final Protectors) (WoC TL- dropped) | 2011 | Karlos, Aldo | western fantasy first shogun, Tokugawa Ieyasu, in 1603. Ieyasu withdrew Japan from international trade and relations and created