quote name='"Gardenmaster"']I had a friend in HS he was banging this girl that was his "friend" one day we went to her house after school and she was not home, her mom answered the door and invited us in. We were both blazed out of our minds. She made us some kool-aid and pizza and said she should be home soon. Justin and Matt arrived to confess that the watermelon was the cause of my exhaustion. Matt took the blame. That’s when I learned that the hole in the watermelon was not a bad spot. It was a hole to pour vodka into in my refreshing, delicious watermelon. Kitty hiccupped.

Our cat, appropriately named Kitty, started to scratch at my legs for a treat. I gave her a small piece of the melon. She rolled over and played with it like catnip. Now that your inner teenager is all grown up, you have a chance to relive those fantasies in a safer and easier manner. Now the hot mom down the street is as close as your computer or your smartphone , and you can enjoy their talents, their hard core videos and even their hot live shows to your heart’s desire. I told Matt he was very naïve again. I think I said it three more times. I liked the way it rolled off my tongue. I had a friend in HS he was banging this girl that was his "friend" one day we went to her house after school and she was not home, her mom answered the door and invited us in. We were both blazed out of our minds. She made us some kool-aid and pizza and said she should be home soon.I grinned and announced that “Me, Matt and the cat did.” I grinned at them and hiccuped. “It was delishioushhh. Have shome…it’s verrrrry nutrishish for you. Watch for the sheeds. Justin says they’re in there.” And now that I'm in college and I think about this....what are the odds of stuff like this happening to anybody??? I was about 17 and it's my Senior year in high school. Me and this girl, we was going out for about a month, and she thought it would be cool to meet her mom. Ok no problem. One hot summer afternoon I came home to find my son’s friend, Matt, sitting on our front porch. I invited him in so he didn’t melt in the heat. Justin would be home shortly. I offered him a glass of iced tea. Like a good hostess, I added fresh lemon and a sprig of something green to impress him. Then, about 5 months later, me and my girl split up, and I knew that it was because we just weren't meant to be together. So I texted her mom like a day later telling her "i'm sorry we had to break up, i love her, but we're just not meant to be". She tells me "i'm sorry this had to happen, is there anything I can do to make it better?". I say "no" and we left it at that.

Sure, Matt. I’ll cut you a piece. I think there must have been a bad spot because someone cut a piece off the top.” I got the knife and cut Matt a big slice. It looked so refreshing. He suggested I have one too. In fact, he cut it for me. I was going to call his mom and tell her what a nice young man she’d raised. The three of us were chilling in the kitchen and I noticed she kept getting closer and closer to my friend. Then the conversation started drifting to sex, then she bits her lower lip, grabs my friends hand and heads up the stairs. I am thinking wtf did this just really happen.I'd see her occasionally whenever I'd go to my girl's house. Everytime we'd somehow end up talking about whatever. Again, I didn't see it as attraction, like she did. When my daughters arrived home they were angry that the watermelon was almost gone. Since when did my kids like fruit so much? “Who ate the watermelon?” they demanded.

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At this point, I'm torn inbetween whether i should take the bait and try to talk my way into some pussy, or should I still respect my ex and chill off her family... The next day he came to the school with a bat looking for me and my friend, he was arrested. Then he pulled his girl out of our school.[/quote] Another 2 weeks go by. I'm single, I'm young, and I'm horny, why not hit this woman up and see what's she's up to. By this time I saved up enough to get a small car to get me around to practice and school. My ex was out at a party, and I wanted to stop by her house to see her mom. I walk in, and sit right next to her. An hour later I find myself toungin it with my ex's mom. Things got real heated, and I just lost control. Takin her clothes off, and just having sex right there on the couch...After that day, I never texted her again...I felt like the ultimate asshole..