but when it comes to complete insincerity, butting up against more complete insincerity doesn't make for hilarious fodder. Written with a random, absurd, kitchen-sink approach, they're pretty much Thorne being as wacky as he can possibly be.

Having an argument is fruitless when the other person's goal is to piss you off and waste your time. David Thorne's sense of humour is full of satire and wit, and he captures the office work environment so well it makes me chuckle just thinking about it. Read more about the seller notes “This product has passed our meticulous quality checks and is guaranteed to be in good condition. By using the Web site, you confirm that you have read, understood, and agreed to be bound by the Terms and Conditions.Horrid Henry's Big Bumper Book includes stories and illustrations from previous titles, Horrid Henry's Big Bad Book and Horrid Henry's Wicked Ways'. Not enough to marry him, as then my ego would be involved to some degree and I would probably have to kill him.

Des MacHale is the best-selling author of over thirty humor books, including the hugely successful series of Wit books. This wonderful book about sisters having fun on the weekend, using just the dressing up box and their imagination was written by Abbi-Jean Reid and illustrated by Bhumika Jangid. David Thorne is an Australian humourist, satirist, Internet personality and New York Times best-selling author.Sumptuous, luscious, vibrant artwork from Anushka Bansal make this a delightful read for children up to seven years old. He gives the class nits, encounters a demon dinner lady, does his best to sabotage the school sports day, finds ingenious ways to get round doing his homework and reading books, and is publicly mortified by a pair of pink underpants. Each is accompanied by a sentence or two of basic explanatory text, and a full-colour insert will guide aspiring young artists as to natural markings and features, though as Dave says, it's just as much fun making up your own colour schemes!

She wanted all children to have access to books that properly and joyfully reflect our wonderfully diverse world. Because the troller only cares about your reaction, not the actual issue at hand, if you remove your reaction, there's nothing left. In this book, the more someone argued with Thorne, the more passionate and wordy they were, the better it was for Thorne. But we post them here and in our blog so sign up for updates if you want to see this book in progress. Most purchases from business sellers are protected by the Consumer Contract Regulations 2013 which give you the right to cancel the purchase within 14 days after the day you receive the item.Though I think my favorite is when Thorne records himself humming a score of songs and TV theme tunes, burns them on CD, then creates a package for it all and sends it to a bunch of friends as "David Thorne Hums the Theme to Space 1999 and Other Christmas Classics. There is an extraordinary variety of content, from word and logic puzzles of all kinds through to relaxing dot-to-dots and spot the differences, all designed to take us on a unique and intriguing tour of our fascinating island.

Sort of like he's not even fishing, he's just walking around a lake when a particularly stupid fish jumps out of the water and bites down on his pant leg.

The beautiful tale subtly raises awareness and eliminates stigma around vitiligo and having two parents of the same gender. I'll Go Home Then; It's Warm and Has Chairs is the second book by New York Times Bestselling author David Thorne. You’ve read all the really funny books out there, and nothing will make you laugh out loud at the orthodontist again. Getting your goat, taking the piss out of you, there are all these terms that mean the same thing as trolling, and there are all these terms because people have been doing it forever.