Plus, it’s incredibly lightweight and can be recharged via USB, so you’ll never have to worry about cords getting in your way again. The hugely popular Henry the Hoover has been a firm favourite in households everywhere and is available in a mini variation. But that's not the end of the Eggling, because after transplanting it you can smash the shell and add it to the surrounding soil as fertiliser. When you’re done vacuuming, simply remove the bottom plate and all the dirt and debris will come right out. He’s not just for show, it turns out the humble penis is the perfect shape for a hot water bottle, distributing that lovely warmth sideways through the balls and lengthwise through the shaft.

Keep your work or play space looking spick and span with the battery-powered mini hoover that is designed to fight against messy desks. After all, nothing calms the mind like raking patterns in soft sand, meticulously arranging four polished stones and attending to two tiny grass lawns. Battery operated, this little Hoover includes a crevice tool and super bendy hose to get into those hard to reach places. You didn't personalize everything, please check the preview and replace the placeholders (or do you like them? This is no bird-of-paradise-flower-situation, these spicy red numbers are unmistakably penile from head to shaft.

He's battery-powered and comes with a regular vacuum head and crevice tool so that no crumb will be left behind. This powerful little machine comes with 8500PA of suction power, making it ideal for cleaning up debris and dust from any surface. This lightweight, portable vacuum cleaner features a LED light for easy cleaning in dark corners and tight spots.

One's smoking a spliff, one's got his ass out, one's relieving himself and another is flipping the bird – all of them are having a damn good time. Featuring an acrylic wine ‘glass’ with a floating stem, the Vino2Go maintains an ideal temperature without condensation, while the silicone lid stops serious spills and pesky bugs from dive-bombing your booze.Mind you, if you were with a man who had a schlong that big, its little grin would be the least of your problems.

All you have do to bring your willy chillies to life is open the cube and pour a little water on the pre-planted seeds. This fun ladybird design is perfect for kids – both little and big – to help cleaning up become a fun activity. He may be a timeless national treasure but he's always been a bit on the bulky side (and bloody expensive!The battery-operated device has a powerful suction and yet remains quiet to use, so as not to disturb your colleagues. Now all you need is a pair of ginger balls to go with them for a culinary genital match made in Heaven.