From there Brádach and Tallulah walked towards the dance floor, surrounded by others that were dancing the night away. There was a point, where Tallulah's hands were on his chest and Brádach's strong arms wrapped around her waist. "Can I kiss you?" He asked, breathing heavily. "I really want to kiss you" I am the first to admit, I’m not a pro at giving head but I try,” says Trisha. “One night, I was pleasuring my new boyfriend and I removed my mouth for a second to breathe when all of a sudden he ejaculated— right up my nose. It felt like I was drowning for a second and I began choking. He thought it was hysterical— I was mortified by the whole thing. I spent the next half hour blowing my nose.” Tell us about your embarrassing sex stories in the comments below! In the name of research, we ask seven people to tell us about their experiences. Here’s what they said. Janice*, 26 She wasn't busty, so her boobs weren’t hanging out of her top, but you could see her big nipples poking through, and when she leaned forward her top fell open so I could see. The waitress, who had a higher vantage point from standing, would definitely have had an eyeful of boob. I just froze. I didn’t know what to do,” Eliza recalls. “He’s just shooting the breeze with my boyfriend, and my boyfriend is trying to just play it off and is holding a conversation like I’m not even there. So I just stayed down there, perfectly still, waiting for him to go. He talks for what seems like is eternity (probably only two minutes). Then I hear him say, ‘See ya later… you too Eliza.’ I thought I was going to die of embarrassment.”

My favourite table was at the front, as nobody could approach from anywhere but directly in front of you, so you knew if anyone was coming. It was perfect for anything from footsie to more, and when I was dating, I ate there four times a week at one point. The Maitre d' would raise his eyebrows as I came in... Once they were gone, Tallulah made her way to the bar and sat down."What will it be miss?" The bartender asked. "Just a virgin Margarita if you have it," She answered. Eventually, she got her drink. A favourite restaurant of mine, when I worked on Pall Mall, was Green’s on Duke Street, which has since closed down. The main restaurant was all booths, which was perfect for getting up to mischief. We grew up with these stories, albeit the Disney versions. Perhaps, somewhere in our psyches, we always knew the truth about Aurora and Ariel. We always yearned for something darker, and now, as adult readers, authors have given us just that: fairy-tale porn! When I was 19 I worked for a jewellers on the high street and I had a Christmas shag with the assistant manager. Her name was Kelly and she was in her late 20s with an on/off boyfriend who was a total twat. I'd been trying to get with her for ages, and on the night of the Christmas do, 25 of us went for dinner at our local Italian restaurant. It was pretty bland with all the older married staff there, but after the meal Kelly grabbed me on the way out and we had our first snog. Then the boring people went home and we went on to a nightclub — which is where the proper drinking started.

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Erotica often gets labeled a "guilty pleasure," and while, I mean, yes—there are many campy books to read, some of which are on this list—there are plenty of erotic novels that overlap with genre and literary fiction. Some of these books have inspired Golden Globe-nominated shows, after all (hi, Outlander!). In other words, erotic novels are fun, they're sexy, and they can be prestigious. I mean, where else could you find hot billionaires, rugged war heroes, professors that don't mind giving you a "D" (jokes!), or actors who are just as hot on the screen as they are off? Nowhere but NSFW stories! Hey girl, looking good," Margaret said with a smile."Ah thank you, I appreciate it "Tallulah replied." You look pretty damn good yourself, with that green dress I see you" It was a warm spring afternoon in Ambershire, where Tallulah was working at a bakery on Friday. After work, she would usually just go straight home, have a nice bowl of soup and watch reruns of her favorite shows. However, her best friend who liked to visit her at work had other plans.

She'd said it loudly enough for the other couples to hear, and I didn't want them to guess what she meant, so I said, "oh yes I will, I really like Chinese food." Then I looked at her with the expression of, "shut up, they will hear you!" He was so tired and couldn’t concentrate for the rest of the afternoon, while I was on a high and got so much done. In a panic, I threw a blanket — or something — over my girlfriend, grabbed my pants and tried to pull them on as I headed for the door to keep it from opening. I got to the door with my pants just above my knees when the door opened,” he recalls. “Standing in the hall was this sweet young freshman girl with her parents bringing her to her new dorm room! The looks on their faces were priceless. I asked them to give us a few minutes — I mean, what choice did they have?” 3. Whipped cream surpriseMore: Insane date story involving poop will make your bad dates seem amazing 4. An unfortunate accident When she turned around, Tallulah was greeted with the sight of a tall, strong ginger man standing before her. That pink button down shirt, his earrings, blue trousers and his shoes. Everything about him was so appealing to her."No I don't mind, have a seat stranger"She remarked, gesturing to the seat right across from."Appreciate it"He said, as he sat down. "Anyways, uh I'm Brádach" He said, extending his hand out."I'm the host of this party" Tallulah took his hand in hers and shook it."Pleased to meet your acquaintance Brádach, I'm Tallulah by the way"She replied, with a smile. John, who is ironically a marriage, relationship and sexual coach, shares: “My wife and I went out with some friends for bowling and beer. We both had a little too much to drink.” However, that didn’t stop him from initiating intercourse with his wife that night. “I was happily pumping away with a full bladder. I began to feel the urge to ejaculate (or so I thought in my half drunken stupor). The problem was that I was peeing instead of ejaculating.” 5. Caught in the act Margaret placed her soft hand in hers and gently squeezed it."I would love that "Margaret answered, with a bright smile. Before they left Margaret turned to her friend and said, "I'll see you around?"

Without hesitation, he began leaving a trail of kisses between her inner thighs. Tallulah's breath hitched as he got closer and closer. Tallulah ran her soft russet brown hands, through her obsidian butterfly locs."I'm doing good"She answered with a smile."My shift is nearly over". We were eating dinner at an Italian restaurant near Russell Square. I told her she looked hot, but not slutty enough, so she went to the toilet and took off her bra, then handed it to me across the table. The waitress saw, and raised her eyebrows, but ultimately didn't say anything. A friend who I occasionally sleep with was also working from home, so he came over and we shared our break together, in bed.I'd gone to The Ivy in Covent Garden with my girlfriend of about 18 months. She'd promised me a birthday surprise, but it turned out it wasn't the meal! Tallulah nodded and smiled."Of course, now get out of here, and go have fun,"She said."Yes ma'am "Margaret remarked, before turning around. Tallulah watched her friend and Alexis walk together hand in hand, feeling nothing but love and support for her. She was always up for stuff like that, and it certainly thrilled us both. I'm sure no one knew on either occasion — she'd have been mortified if they had. It was the skill of doing it sufficiently discreetly that thrilled her — and me! She was very posh, and you'd never have guessed that was her thing from her looks or demeanour!