We’ve got a bunch of rude gifts for her and him in our collection, for any occasion. Actually maybe not any occasion, we don’t think these will go down too well at 80 th birthdays, funerals or graduations. But if you’re looking for funny rude gifts then you’ve come to the right place. How about a metre long penis pillow, which is so soft and makes the perfect companion for all the singletons out there or for when your partner’s away. We’ve also got stress balls in all sorts of shapes and sizes, rude mugs, jelly sweets and more. Offensive Gifts

Are you having a celebration soon for a milestone event? Make sure you have the cake covered. For all you budding bakers out there, here are our favourite inappropriate cakes. Isn’t Rude Cake (hat) cute?! Especially since it’s no longer so rude. Just ask cupcake and marshmallow. I’ve got a lot of love for this one. It’s a manners book infused with fun and delightfulness and cakes! (And cyclopses!!) The sad thing is, this isn't the rudest cake I have been asked to do. Just last week I received a call from someone who was almost too embarrassed to ask for the cake she was after - a certain part of a male's anatomy. But I still enjoyed the story, especially with that ending. I didn't expect that to happen, and I had a laugh. That sure ought to learn that cake a little lesson about how to be kind, friendly, and how to treat people.Who knew that cakes could be so rude? In this strangely entertaining book, there is a not-so-sweet cake who never says please and thank you, never listens to its parents, and is just downright rude. Don't worry though, this rude cake gets its just desserts when it is snatched from its bedroom and forced to become a hat for a one-eyed monster. Fortunately for the cake, these Cyclops are not rude. We pushed the boundaries a little further with our Male Torso Cake or Hooters Cake. These two picture-perfect bods are sure to get the The confectionary hero of this delightful debut picture-book from author/illustrator Rowboat Watkins is one rude customer! Refusing to say please or thank you, cutting in line, ignoring his parents when they are speaking to him, our eponymous Rude Cake spends all day treating others poorly. But when a massive Cyclops mistakes our cake for a hat, his subsequent polite behavior, both to his fellow cyclopses and to the cake himself, inspired our misbehaving dessert to change his ways... But give this one a try. If other books about Manners haven't worked for you, this unusually themed book might.

I love how the elder cakes have more tiers. How Rude Cake’s companions are a cupcake and a marshmallow. The muted color palette. The cyclops stuffed animal Rude Cake carries that comes into play in a BIG way in the story. And my favorite line?full of life’s intimate parts. Our Sexy Bits Cupcakes, Muff Muffins and Willy Cupcakes will give everyone a mouthful of utterly delicious One brilliant thing about this picture book (there are many!) is the use of the plural. “Rude cakes” goes the text while we see one particular pink rude cake doing all sorts of bad behaviors, from not saying please to never listening to its parents. It calls a cute marshmallow friend, “clumsy crumb” at one point illustrating just how rude a rude cake can be. The art is my favourite part of the whole book. The expressions of the cakes (and other food stuff) are perfection. But I also love the little details that can be found in the illustrations (like the poster in the bedroom). Oh, and now that I read the book, the cover is even better than before I read the book. :) When I first read this book, I thought it was rather strange and a bit heavy-handed with the whole politeness message. That was until my nephew came over and made me read it to him again and again and again. I am always fascinated by the things that entertain children and so I finally asked him why he liked this book so much. "Because Aunt Venus," he said, leaning in and whispering conspiratorially. "The cake is just so rude." That's it folks. It wasn't the pencil and ink drawings, even though they were quite cute. It wasn't the message. It wasn't even the fact that there where monsters or that he liked cake. The simple fact is that who would ever expect a cake to be rude? And isn't it funny that one is?

This book from Rowboat Watkins is essentially a Manners Book that uses a crazy, out-there theme to deliver it's message in a kid-friendly, non-preachy manner. I have been wanting to read this book for a long time. Hoping that one day I would be able to read it, and today I was finally able to get this book and read it. Yay! This book calls for a craft, no? You could bake a cake! Or you could make a cute rude cake craft, one that can be worn as a jaunty little hat or kept around on a bookshelf! Would I be happy for my children to see the cake? I have 3 young children and the cakes always spend time on our dining room table before leaving for the customer - This is really my rule of thumb. Funnily enough though, I was ok with them seeing the cake above - we are not prudish about bodies in this house and I felt there was a certain amount of decency about having the marzipan ladies' boobs covered up with stars. RUDE CAKES never say 'sorry' or 'please' and they cut in line! Which of course makes cupcakes, crumbs, and parents sad and unhappy.

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But are they polite enough to listen to a jaunty little hat who finally asks nicely to be returned home, using that magic word, “please”? You’ll have to read the book to find out. Even the golden girls had a penis cake tray. If you don't know who the golden girls are you are too young for this blog. Been asked to bake some cupcakes for the next P&C fete? Make these, they won't ask you again - trust me! For those mates with a twisted sense of humour, our offensive gifts are for you. Shop our middle finger sculptures, offensive office stationary and even personalised rude underwear! There are lots of opportunities to use this book to talk about manners with little ones. Whether the artwork and the use of Cyclopes is going to work for your children you'll have to decide. Generally speaking I liked the artistic style, but I do wish that the cupcakes had appeared more brightly colored.

And thus, Rude Cake is on the other end of misfortune. Not because cyclopses are rude. Oh no, they are very polite. Our ever popular Pile of Poo Emoji’s always get a giggle and they taste so much better than they look. A poo emoji can say a thousand words This book is about rude cakes, well, especially one in particular it seems. A little child cake. He/she doesn't seem to be the happiest. Never says thank you. Please? What is that word? Doesn't listen to his/her parents. Steals stuff (because why ask). And much more. I have to say I was a bit disappointed. I thought ALL the cakes were rude, but instead this is just one little cake that has a pissy attitude. His parents and other cakes and other food related stuff seem to be nice and kind. I know the author writes it as they, but the only cake I see being rude is a tiny little pink cake. Plus given the ending, it must have been only one cake. :(