Have I gone down a weird rabbit hole of monster smut? Yes I have. Have I the found weirdest monster smut on the market? Possibly. It’s by far the most bizarre I have read. My gaze whips around the room. All I see is the dark. Either he disappeared the moment the clouds covered the moon or this monster really is made of shadows.

Romance : 3/5 until the end of Mr Roberts then 5/5 : he’s a transdimensional monster, come on! Is he supposed to be courting her with roses and chocolate like a human would?? No! Heat floods the room, explaining why I’d woken up feeling too hot. He must have brought it with him when he entered through the portal. The air becomes acrid with a suffocating scent of sulfur. My eyes itch, then they water, then it feels like tiny claws are scratching my throat. I blink over and over, coughing, choking, gasping for air. The clouds concealing the moon part, flooding the room with silver light. I follow the tentacle to find his shadowy outline.But a few minutes ago, I would have said that monsters were figments of overactive imaginations. Now, I’m suspended three feet off the wooden floorboards by a creature of shadow and tentacles. I have no words. I don’t have the mastery of speech that I need to describe how much I FING LOVED this novel!!! I want more, I need more!!! The plot, the spice, the humour, the EVERYTHING.

I’m human,” I say through panting breaths. “There’s no way a person like me could breathe, let alone survive in an atmosphere that toxic.”The monster hesitates for several moments. I can’t tell if he’s considering my words or deciding whether or not to take a risk with my life, but when he closes the rip in the air, I collapse with relief. Alexis is a struggling artist in a terrible apartment over a coffee shop run by a horrible pervy boss. She gets told to listen to a meditation video about Calling Out A True Mate - he he he - where can I find this video?? Cause DANG. The monstrous alternate dimension creature that appears is consumed with pleasing her. Plot - 4/5 : I wouldn’t say this is a plotty book but the plot is expanded enough that I wouldn’t classify this as pure erotica Please,” I say through the gag. This time, the tentacle around my mouth loosens to allow me to make a sound. I’ve never tasted anything finer,” he replies with a low moan that makes my nipples tighten. “Where can I find more?”

Dating apps are okay, but most of the guys there are either players, time-wasters, or catfishers. And then there are scammers like the Tinder Swindler. New to me, Siggy Shade has a mastery of telling a story, unfurling the monster heat, and wrapping it up in a way that makes me want more more more. The monster raises his arm in a slicing motion that causes the sound of tearing. My breath catches as a rip forms in the air. Shit. I’d heard of the fabric of time, but this is ridiculous. Every nerve ending on that side of my body tingles in anticipation of those tentacles. I can already imagine what he’ll do with them—the hours of endless pleasure he’ll give every part of me that needed his touch.He pulls me away from the rift in the air and loosens the tentacle gag a little further. “Explain.” Before he can retaliate, I swing my legs out of the bed, only for a tentacle to curl around my waist like a whip.