As opposed to the normal wank which is 24 cans of Carlsberg in your lounge before going to Tiger Tiger and spilling Jagermeister on yourself all night. Step forward the Tenga Flip Zero EV, the piece of kit tasked with improving the age old tug that has become so mundane after 3,000 previous efforts. I’m including this section for one reason only: when I first saw the device and began reading about it, it took me a good 30 minutes before I realized it was a masturbator and not some newfangled cigar holder or portable speaker. It will control your life for the first two weeks so be careful if your work requires 100% of your brain to complete your tasks. At absolutely no expense to you, if you make a purchase, we may receive commissions from some links on this page.

This allows for a tighter feel, and the pressure pad allows you to regulate the intensity of the ‘vacuum’. Most of them don’t do very much to function differently or even look unique when compared to their competitors from what I have seen.It is really hard to think of any other leisure activity that you would do on more separate occasions. Just a quick bit of rough mathematics suggests I have probably knocked one out not just hundreds, but thousands of times.

Well, it’s made of the same material blend on the inside, and it features the same suction mechanism as its predecessor. You can charge it by placing it in the dock and plugging it in, and there’s a cover to keep it hygienic. The Tenga Flip Zero EV is a new addition to Tenga’s Flip series, that brings in electronic vibrations (that’s what the EV stands for). All these products are very high in quality but more importantly they all have a sense of security that comes with the brand’s label: the company’s belief in their product integrity and their liability.He says it’s definitely an improvement on the original Tenga, showing how the insert hole is fully seamless on this one, which doesn’t allow for any leakage of lubricant. The President/Inventor of the product seems to really care about quality and design — which is unique to the adult industry, and long overdue. According to the makers of the product, the Flip Zero is “a step-up in stimulation, bursting with even stronger sensations. They’re the ones who invented and popularized “the egg,” a female vibrator that just so happens to be celebrating its 10th birthday… Image: tenga-global.

Like grandpa’s old massage chair, the Flip Zero EV has 5 modes of vibration: Low, High, Pulse, Alternating, and Random. Always seek the advice of your physician or other qualified health provider with any questions you may have regarding a medical condition.Maybe because it is generally easier for blokes to complete the task (namely, orgasm) unaided that technology has is not widely introduced, but if the whole event can be more enjoyable then why not bring it out? So far we’ve learned about the background of the company, and the ridiculously high standards of Tenga’s President/Inventor. When the prospect of a ‘guyvibrator’ was first offered up, I immediately had one important question: ‘Where do you expect me to put that? For instance, this reviewer in the video uses it alone for solo-play, and he uses it with his partner as well. Thankfully, the answer was that it did not need to go up anywhere, you simply put something in it, so I remained open to continuing the conversation.

There are five vibration settings (low, high, pulse, alternating, random), plus pressure pads that create subtle suction. With this in mind, it’s weird that you would do something thousands of times and just do it the same way every single time. It seems like a lot of the reviewers have also tried several other similar products, and most prefer the Flip Zero over the competition.Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. You might mix up what you look at whilst you do it, but the process of boshing one off has been largely identical since the first attempt as an inexperienced rookie to the latest handiwork of a gnarled veteran. And there they hit me again with another ad for the product… along with a bunch of other sex products for both men and women. Anyhow, Tenga brings the real deal with this one… and it seems to be light-years ahead of its competition in both form and function.