How do you know someone is from Cleveland? They think 0 degrees with lake effect snow is beach weather. Did you guys hear about that crazy thing Trump said at the debate last night? I couldn't believe it. He said "Ohio is a spectacular place."

You’ll laugh so hard that you’ll feel happy inside after reading these Ohio jokes. Come on, let’s go!Why did the scarecrow move to Ohio? Because it heard the jokes about “corny” humor, and it felt right at home! The 50 Cent Piece: A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, “The driver just insulted me!” The man says, “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

Why did Ohio produce 20 astronauts? Because it's so boring, the inhabitants want to leave the planet

Ohio City Jokes

The Lost Luggage: A man calls the airline customer service desk and asks, “How long does a flight from New York to Chicago take?” The agent replies, “Just a minute…” “Thank you,” the man says, and hangs up. The Speeding Driver: A man is speeding down a highway when he gets pulled over by a cop. The officer comes up to the car and says, “Do you have any idea how fast you were going?” The man replies, “I’m sorry officer, I was rushing to a lecture about the negative impacts of alcohol abuse and the importance of staying within the law.” Intrigued, the officer asks, “Really? Who’s giving that lecture at this time of night?” The man smirks and says, “My wife.” One Day This Kid And His Mom Were Walking Past A Cemetery When They Past A Grave And the Kid Stopped To Read It. The Optimistic Son: A man was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died. “All right, son,” asked the father, “what does that show you?” “Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms.” Why do Ohioans get excited for the first spring day over 40 degrees? So they can wear shorts while taking down their Christmas lights.

The Bar Competition: A man walks into a bar and notices a competition being held. “Whoever can make this horse laugh, wins free drinks for the whole night,” says the bartender. A man gets up, whispers in the horse’s ear and it starts laughing. “You win,” says the bartender and gives him free drinks for the night. The next night, the competition is still on. “Whoever can make this horse cry, wins free drinks for the whole night,” says the bartender. The same man gets up, walks over to the horse, and it starts crying. The bartender asks, “How did you do that?” The man replies, “Yesterday, I told him I was bigger than him. Today, I showed him.” The Elephant and the Ant: An elephant and an ant are in a swimming race. The ant is about to win, but he stops just before crossing the finish line. “Why’d you stop?” asks the elephant. “I had to get out to pee!” replies the ant.Why did the Ohioan bring a kite to the beach? Because they wanted to soar over the shores of Lake Erie! How do we know Adam was a Baptist? Only a Baptist could stand next to a naked woman and be tempted by a piece of fruit. Short ohio puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ohio humour may include short rural jokes also.