The gun safety topic was probably the only one I found remotely entertaining, and even that had cracks about "the liberal, Jew-run media" and other such things. Citizens who cannot handle a gun safely are as irresponsible and useless as citizens who do not own a gun at all.

The taking and sharing of sel furries can act as a way for your cat to bolster their self-esteem, get support from their friends, and foster a healthy cattitude about their appearance! I cant help but think I wasn't really supposed to read this from cover to cover, maybe I was just supposed to leave it on my coffee table to joke about with anyone who saw it? i even took a few days off in between chapters to reset myself, once it became clear that it was going to be the same tone, the same puns, without nuance or deviation.It is only because of the propaganda and scare tactics of the liberal, Jew-run media that Americans second-guess the wisdom of keeping guns in their households—scare tactics that undoubtedly serve their greater agenda to overthrow the rightful leadership of the United States, and the subsequent imposition of a European-based one-world government. and yet, they miss a few opportunities, which is just as jarring to a reader as encountering all the italics in the first place. as far as masturbation goes, Some cats excel and redirect their sexual energies toward Jesus and being good, hardworking citizens, whereas others fail and want nothing more in life than to bat at their genitals as if they were a ball of yarn. But this book collects several pamphlets from The American Association of Patriots and you won’t be disappointed with the info that can be gleaned from this book. All the guns in the world won’t do your cat a lick of good if he doesn’t have the ammewnition to back them up.

Dinosaurs giving birth to bears, sea urchins giving birth to penguins, ducks giving birth to snakes, and other ridiculous scenarios, the very idea of which is an abomination to our Lord. While forbidding the use of any gun would be a violation of your cat’s Second Amendment rights, there are some types of firearm that might be better suited for cats than others. I now feel confident in knowing my cats are growing up in a Good Christian Household and they can handle their weapons with ease.How to talk to your cat about gun safety and abstinence, drugs, satanism, and other dangers that threaten their lives is by Zachary Auburn. Or, in the section on Satanism, the author refers to Wicca as “watered down Satanism, luring foolish young women with liberal arts degrees into lesbian covens where they worship a goddess and their menses.

I believe Cat crime would be a fraction of today's levels if this book was made available in all vet reception areas. They desire nothing more, and if your cat has not been trained to respect the power of a firearm, they may try to use your gun to do it!

So if you don’t want your cat to turn into some kind of pinko liberal, you need to read this book, and GO TALK TO YOUR CAT! If you have a young cat in the house, you’re probably wondering about those upcoming times when you and kitty will have “the talks”. And if your kitty needs any further proof, this explains why cats today have such an affinity for climbing trees! On teaching your cat about sex: “Abstinence is committed to eliminating the dangers of premarital sex, whereas contraception-focused sex education tries only to reduce it.

One of my cats fall asleep while reading it to them tho, so I'm not sure he will be sufficiently prepared for the eventual collapse of civilization. I thought this would be a fun, quirky book that would poke fun at the state of society, but the "fun" went too far for me in some of the stereotypical portrayals and derogatory terms. and there's good, practical advice to be extracted: Instead of presenting your cat with a toy mouse to play with, have your cat bat around the iodine tablets he'll use to purify tainted water.On evolution: “There are two kinds of evolution: small evolution, which we can see in the world around us, and big evolution, which is a myth spread by cowards who wish to destroy America. Their reaction to the contents when they realized their politics were being criticized and mocked made this instantly 5 Stars. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats – and America – great again! you come across "repercussions," and you find yourself backwards-copyediting it into "re purrcussions," and it really messes with your mind. Probably the best thing about this book was reading the goodreads reviews from people who could simply NOT grasp the concept that this was satire.