I'd like to play until Wimbledon — that's where I'd like to stop playing — but I'm not certain I'm able to do that." Most straight guys don't want to hook up with you, quit being so damn thirsty and predatory. It's rather pathetic. by Anonymous

No one is seriously saying anything was going to happen dear, but the reality is when the guy did talk to him OP just clammed up. by Anonymous

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R52 I browse the internet in tabs. I often have several thousand tabs open at a time. It took 4 years for me to get to the tab with this thread. Sorry for the inconvenience. by Anonymous Stephanie is a writer who specialises in pro wrestling, covering everything from AEW and WWE to NJPW. I saw a hot twink today clearly freeballing in his thin nylon shorts and not embarrassed in the least. I made sure he saw me get a good look and he didn't seem the least bit bothered by it and even gave me a better view. Saving that in the spank bank for a rainy day. Summer heat turns every guy into a slut! by Anonymous As any good DLer knows, the correct response in OP's situation is to raise your muumuu, present hole, and hiss. by Anonymous

Le dique, it's except use what you think I have a great day to day I will never get tired and hungry but I'm still in bed with a new phone and it was the best of the year of high quality of life and the rest of the year of high quality by Anonymous So he noticed you obviously staring at his bulge, and gave you a fun response to make light of the situation and make sure it isn't awkward...and you just clammed up and got embarrassed and made it more awkward? If you go around wearing those kinds of pants you're obviously putting le dique on display on purpose. by Anonymous R3. You had time to think of a response that very few would think of spur-of-the-moment during an awkward encounter. by Anonymous

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Also, we all crotch watch but don't just blatantly stare! You gotta be a little more subtle with your perviness. by Anonymous