Putting it over your hand still means you're rubbing delicate bits with quite rough cloth, surely it can't be fun? You can also turn your salami into a sandwich by slapping it between two pieces of bread, bologna, chicken breast, chicken skin, lamb kebob, spam, liver, lox, or steak. Cock-condiments are more pleasurable when warmed slightly in the microwave; but make sure you test the temperature first before putting your prick into anything hot.

If you're a dude all you need is a healthy dose of testosterone and curiosity – and maybe some lube. Depending on whether you like to “give” or “receive,” the list below is for the penetrators of the residence. Even though I had a big brother, I wasn’t privy to the vast array of strange self-satisfying tools and tricks teenage boys have up their sleeves. If the former, wouldn't rubbing yer delicate man membranes with trainer-sweaty cotton/wool/polyester/blend of same be a bit sore?Learning about socks, and laughing my ass off watching the Bridesmaids scene where a mom describes cracking her son’s comforter, made me curious about what other means boys employ to get their (pun intended) socks off. This site is protected by reCAPTCHA Enterprise and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply. Pick your size (from snack to storage), fill it with Crisco, Vaseline, Jell-O or banana pulp, and then stuff it with your meat. Put a condom on your cock (or on any object you are introducing to your anus) before engaging in recreation; and 2) Make sure you properly disinfect all accessories and areas of frolic before – and AFTER – use.

Why not T shirts, underwear, or the more traditional (if less environmentally-friendly) Andrex Man Size? A week later, while out for drinks with my girlfriends, who also had teen boys, I asked if that was normal. Select a jar and fill it with stewed tomatoes, Spaghetti O's, mac-n-cheese, cottage cheese, oatmeal or peanut butter. The men who saw the movie “American Pie” and later then went home to bang one for real are the types who are willing to experiment with pretty much anything into which their dicks can fit. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising.Standing in the living room, rest your wiener behind the couch cushion that leans against the backside of the sofa, or you can kneel and slip it under the seat pad. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience.

I mean, gently caressing with clean silk, I can see a certain frisson there, but teenage boys don't often own silk socks. I’d lost my deadpan expression the moment I picture my son losing his penis in a vacuuming accident. There's always a dirty sock around and a dock will only ever touch the feet so not quite as gross as, say, wiping it in a t-shirt.So MissMedusa, you think it's less skanky to wipe spunk on a sock than on a tshirt dh and I have never done that, no even though both will be washed before next being worn? By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. As a teen, I’d had an amorous moment or two with my favorite bottle of perfume, Love’s Baby Soft, which, if anyone remembers, was totally shaped like a dildo. it will more than likely have a certain extra something in it that isn't stated on the ingredient table on the tin.

By the end of our conversation, I had the idea that my sons, and probably all teenage boys, used anything and everything at their disposal to masturbate.Another point to note is if someone offers you an open tin of the said product then don't think they are being friendly with you. Take a large cucumber, squash, watermelon, honeydew, or cantaloupe, cut a hole to fit your erection in one side, and a smaller opening the size of a pencil in the other. The friend nextdoorneighbour who told me about sitting on your hand already had some nerve damage to said hand, maybe that made a difference?