In the event of multiple commissions at the same price, the commission set at the older date shall be taken into account. Viewers have come to expect him to reprise his place on screens during the festive season, but it seems not all are pleased with this year's cheeky advert. Q: Why are we only concerned about snowmen, not snowwomen? A: Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat. Many gemstones on the market have been treated so as to augment their appearance, in a reversible or permanent manner. Treatments under the present section may be but not limited to:

Grandma’s been staring through the window ever since it started to snow. If it gets any worse I’ll have to let her in. The rights and obligations of the parties with respect to these Conditions of Sale and the conduct of the auction and any matters related to any of the foregoing shall be governed by and interpreted in accordance with the Law of England and Wales. No Symbol: The standard rate of VAT is charged on the premium under the Auctioneers Margin Scheme in accordance with Art. 333 of 2006/112/EC. Standard UK VAT will be charged on the buyers’ premium and invoiced on an inclusive basis. Any representation in any catalogue or otherwise as to the origin, date, age, attribution, genuineness or estimated selling price of any lot is a statement of opinion only. Such statements do not constitute a representation warranty or assumption of liability by CA Ltd in relation to the Lot. Any prospective Buyer should satisfy themselves prior to the sale as to the reliability of the catalogue description. Q: What’s a good winter tip? A: Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.CA Ltd cannot be held responsible for any damages that may be incurred to goods prior to the fall of the hammer.

We have the perfect joke c ollection for you! We’ve listed some of them that are guaranteed to make you laugh. Exempt upholstered furniture that does not meet such requirements is deemed sold for purely aesthetic purposes.CA Ltd shall not be responsible for later alterations to the furniture, making it unfit for sale. I hope these rude Christmas jokes are useful to share with friends and other people in your communities this holiday season. International bidders may be required to register 48 hours before the sale and to submit bank details. Some sales may be available to internet bidding, as well as personal attendance. In this event, CA Ltd shall not be held responsible for issues affecting connection.

Every bid submitted is treated as a maximum bid. You should always bid the maximum you are willing to Who does Santa call when his sleigh breaks down?… The Abominable Towman. ( Car Jokes / Christmas Eve Jokes / Snowman Jokes) Where the Buyer owes sums to CA Ltd in respect of different transactions, to discretionarily apply any sum paid by the Buyer for discharge of any owed sums.

Q: What did one Greenland Shark say to the other? A: “Say, good lookin’… didn’t I meet you last night at the feeding frenzy?” Photographs of any Lot provided by CA Ltd are for indicative purposes only and are not deemed to be a precise representation of the said Lot. Q: What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf? A: “You hang around while I go on ahead.” What song do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?… Freeze a jolly good fellow! ( Music Jokes& Birthday Jokes)These lots have been imported from outside the EU for sale and placed under the Temporary Admission regime. Import VAT is payable at 5% on the hammer price. VAT at 20% will be added to the buyer’s premium but will not be shown separately on the invoice. For the purpose of the sale, Lots may be displayed on video during the auction. In the event of transmission issues, CA Ltd shall not be held responsible for any subsequent outcome.

Appendix I species, are also subject to issuance of a prior import permit from the country in which the goods are to be imported. Such permits are necessary before applying for export permits and it is the Buyer’s duty to initiate the proceedings with the relevant authority. Q: Why didn’t the tourist in the Arctic get any sleep? A: He plugged his electric blanket into the toaster by mistake — and kept popping out of bed all night! Some items may include parts or products derived from endangered species, such as ivory or coral. Such items may be subject to import or export restrictions. See section on CITES regulations for more details. Q: Did you hear about the politicians whose best speeches were outdoors in the winter? A: He could really turn a freeze. Q: What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy? A: She gave him the cold shoulder.To refuse entry to the Buyer at any future auction and/or reject any future bids by the Buyer and/or seek a deposit from the Buyer entirely in the discretion of CA Ltd. For the purposes of the present Terms and Conditions, the ‘Fill Level’ refers to the space between the base of the cork and the liquid in the bottle. Fill levels may vary with age or depending on the condition of the wine or spirit. Q: What kind of cake does the Ice Queen like to eat on her birthday? A: The flavor doesn’t matter as long as it has lots of frosting.