Please Note: Only 1 x product listed is supplied, group images are shown for illustration purposes only. Whatever the occasion and no matter lady in your life that you’re buying for, we’ve got you covered at Menkind. If you’re stumped for ideas or need to do better than the last birthday, shop our vast range of presents for her that she’ll be sure to love. From plant gifts, to booze and experiences, make her smile when she unwraps your present this year. I’d expect this gift from a laddish mate, but it came from my best friend of 10 years who knows that I am quite adamantly heterosexual.’ No present It was essentially a cardboard box with ping pong balls in it and a strap to attach it to yourself. I gave it to a colleague who said it would be great for her family party…’ A grow your own boyfriend kit

Go on, show her that you’ve put some thought into her gift this year by adding a personal touch to it. For something sentimental, why not put her name on a present – like a personalised chocolate bar or Vaseline? Or better yet, name a star after her, because apparently they like that kind of thing… If she enjoys a tipple, how about a personalised shot glass and mini Jägermeister to celebrate her birthday? Or a gin glass with her name on it that she can use for years to come. Unusual Gifts for WomenI got four toilets rolls because I said so many Secret Santa gifts are plastic tat that end up in the bin, so we should get something useful instead…’ A fake Wii remote If you want to warm your boyfriend's heart, you need some adorable phrases to remember. Here is a great list of cute things to say to your boyfriend that you can use daily. A guy in my friend’s office hooked up with three different women during the year and had developed a reputation as a ladies man. My friend got him for Secret Santa and bought him a red heart-shaped photo frame and put photos of all three women in and wrapped it up. Everyone was really embarrassed, except for my friend who found the whole thing hilarious!’ A mistletoe headband I was on a five-month residential training course and got a headband with plastic mistletoe on it because people said I was such a flirt! For about 30 seconds I was offended then realised they were right and proceeded to use it all day!’ A twerking game

Did you forget your anniversary this year, so you need to make sure her birthday is extra special to make up for it? Show her that she means more to you than some petrol station flowers with our collection of gifts for her at Menkind. Or maybe you want to show mum how thankful you are after all those years of magically washing stains off your sports kits? We have every type of gift for the many women in your life, no matter who they are. Personalised Presents for Her Everyone wants the person they love to be happy and it's a great feeling to know that you are the reason behind your boyfriend's smile. If you want to show your boyfriend how much you care, use the list below as inspiration for little things that you can say to help brighten his day. Whether you're hoping to write the best good morning text for your boyfriend or you just want to let him know you've been thinking about him, these sweet things to say to your boyfriend are sure to put a smile on his face. Looking for Prince Charming and failing miserably? Having a nightmare finding Mr Right? Our Grow Your Own Man will help you forget the dating scene and move straight into the bliss of a steady relationship. Even better, you won't have to endure any snoring, comments on your gorgeous shoe collection, or the sight of him sniffing his underpants and then turning them inside out for another wear. You'll even get to watch what you want on telly every night. All in all, you can build the perfect companion.My worst gift secret Santa gift was chocolate body paint from a male colleague – slightly embarrassing to say the least as a woman. He didn’t understand what all the fuss was about (he was from New Zealand, apparently it’s a totally normal gift to give there…). It was made worse by the fact my very Christian bosses were way more offended than I was and asked if I needed to talk to someone about how I felt…’ A neon pink unicorn head wall mount Want to find out more about your boyfriend and let him know that you're interested in his thoughts and opinions? These questions to ask your boyfriend offer an amazing opportunity for you two to bond. Do you know someone who is looking for the perfect boyfriend? Why not give them the gift of love this Christmas with this 'Grow A Boyfriend' Kit. A great novelty gift idea for anyone looking to find the perfect man!