Is there any difference between the Greyhound terminal and a lobster with b**bs? One of them is a crusty bus station and the other is a busy crustacean. I got fired from my bingo calling job today. Apparently 'a meal for two with a terrible view' is not an appropriate way to call 69. How would you embarrass an archaeologist? Put a used tampon in his hand and ask him which period it came from! How can a single egg be fertilized with 100 million sperm? Because they will not stop to get directions. Did you know that a Rubik’s Cube has something in common with a p*nis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Why do b**bs and toys have so much in common? Both were originally intended for kids, but daddies end up playing with them instead. Rearrange these letters to form words. 1. PNEIS 2. BUTTSXE Did you get “SPINE” and “SUBTEXT”? Yeah… Neither did I. I’d like to find out the reason why Snow White, who is an iconic Disney character, was shut out of Disneyland.So I was in math class when the teacher asked me what comes after 69. Apparently, "I do." is not the correct answer. A guy goes to the store to buy condoms… “Do you have a bag?”, the cashier inquired. “No,” the man replied, “she’s not really all that ugly.” In in the 2000s, 69 = inspired something of a meme where internet users comment “nice” on just about any online content that happens to feature the number 69 (e.g., the poll shows that 69% of Americans approve of the new law). Short 69 puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 69 humour may include short jokes also.

When is it okay to beat up a dwarf? When he’s standing next to your girlfriend and telling her that her hair smells nice. Not every joke needs to be family-friendly or G-rated. Some of those jokes are dirty jokes (never appropriate but) always funny. Looked around and collected some of the funniest dirty jokes only for adults. Santa Clause makes an appearance in some, your wife is in others, and still others are simply dirty puns. As long as there have been humans, though, there probably has been the practice of a 69. It’s described in the ancient Indian Kama Sutra, for instance, as the Congress of a Crow position. The position involves different- or same-sex partners going down on each other—genitals or anus—at the same time, usually achieved by lying on their sides or one on top. That is unless the people involved take to the Standing 69 or Eiffel 69, known variants of the move. My 12 year old daughter just asked why people find the number 69 so funny. It's quite the position to be in. When a man is in your bed, gasping for breath and calling your name, what does it mean? You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.The punchline to these 79 dirty jokes and memes for adults will make you laugh out loud no matter where you are. Hilariously Inappropriate List of Dirty Jokes Funny guys are dangerous. They make you laugh, then make you laugh again and again. When you’re done laughing, boom… You’re naked!

Before the clients left the sperm bank, what did the receptionist say to them? Thank you for coming!Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about 69 can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of 69 puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling ! Now that you read out these inappropriate yet hilariously dirty jokes, we hope it made you laugh! Why not share these jokes at the end of the day when only the adults are left standing? Surely it will make them struggle to keep a straight face the entire time. Did the sex toy store employee say anything to the customers before closing for the night? There’s no time to waste! It’s time for you to beat it! I would like to know what hurricane said to the coconut palm tree. Watch out, this is not an ordinary blow job! I just got fired from my job as a bingo caller... Apparently, "A meal for two with a hairy view" is *not* an appropriate way of calling out number 69...