Our Male Torso Cake or Hooters Cake feature two picture-perfect bods which are sure to get the salivaflowing, without seriously offending your mother in law. Fruit Cake—Sugar, margarine (vegetable oils; palm, rapeseed, water, salt, emulsifier; polyglycerol, esters of fatty acids, flavouring colour, annatto curcumin), egg, flour ( wheat flour, calcium carbonate, iron, niacin, thiamin, carbohydrate enzyme), sultanas, currants, cherries, rum Others choose something a little more contemporary and abandon all traditions with a sense of necessity or obligation for an ‘unwedding’ do- with a twist in all senses from the dress, to the quirky venue, minimalist detail and exactly how they want, and when they want it, with Auntie Nora complaining that ‘it wouldn’t have happened in her day'. No matter what you choose for your special celebration, it all comes with a sometimes extortionate price tag attached.

Seedless Mixed Fruit Jam— Glucose syrup, SO2 apple pulp (contains sulphites), Granulated sugar, Plum Purée, Apricot purées, acidity regulator; citric acid E330, gelling agent; pectin E440a, colour Anthocyanin E163, Flavouring, Acidity regulator; trisodium citrate E331 Sugar paste — Sugar, Non-Hydrogenated Vegetable Shortening, Glucose, Stabiliser E413, Emulsifier E471, Preservative E202, Vanilla flavour, Glycerine, Marble sponge— Wheat flour ( wheat flour, calcium carbonate, iron, niacin, thiamin), Baking powder (Diphosphate, sodium carbonates, wheat flour (calcium carbonate, iron, thiamin) niacin, milk powder, salt, sugar, sweetex (vegetable oil (palm oil, rapeseed oil, palm fractions), emulsifier E471), water, Egg, Colours EE104, E124, E133, E120 It is for this reason, that we have decided to create the perfect Wedding Cake. Our Brilliant Wedding Cake Tower is a no fuss, but all frills affair, and the perfect centrepiece to mark the symbolic union of marriage and first joint task in marriage, or rather simply for someone who, like us, loves to have a bit of cake at a celebration, no matter what. In the London area? Why not come and see us in action at our London Cake store, which is located in Sydenham, at 111 Sydenham Road, SE26 5EZ.

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Chocolate Fudge—Glucose syrup (preservative; sulphur dioxide), palm fat; rapeseed oil, fat reduced cocoa powder, sweetened condensed milk ( milk, sugar, lactose), glucose syrup, emulsifier; mono & diglycerides of fatty acids, soya lecithin, polysorbate 60, salt, acid; citric acid, lactic acid, preservative; potassium sorbet, water, vegetable oil, whey powder ( milk) Chocolate Paste— Sugar cocoa butter, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, emulsifier: soya lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring, water, glucose Cocoa solids: White chocolate 28% Deli Lemon Filling— Glucose Syrup, sugar, sweetened condensed skimmed milk, water, palm oil, modified starch, lemon concentrate, acid (citric acid)

Eggless Sponge—Sugar, Wheat Flour ( Wheat flour, calcium, Iron, Niacin, Thiamin), milk protein, raising agents: E450(i), E500, Whey powder ( milk), Starch, Emulsifier; E475, E471, Salt, Stabiliser, Water X-rated eggs – Cook the girls an epic breakfast to cure their hangovers with our Willy Shaped Food Fryer. This will get all the hens eggcited! Why not throw it in a few sausages too?

Marzipan - Sugar, Almonds, glucose syrup, water, invert sugar syrup, humectant: sorbitol; preservative: potassium sorbate Red Velvet Sponge—Sugar, wheat flour, non hydrogenated vegetable shortening, reduced fat cocoa powder, skimmed milk powder, raising agents E500, E541, salt, soya flour, emulsifiers E471, E475, colour E129, water

With one task out of the way, you can look to the fun and frolics of organising a wedding- the hen and stag do’s. We have a range of Brilliantly cheeky rude cakes, (not for the feint-hearted) and possibly not for the hen do that granny is attending, but will be sure to give everyone a bit of a giggle. Give everyone a little more than they bargained for with a cupcake box full of life’s intimate parts. Our Sexy Bits Cupcakes, Muff Muffins and Willy Cupcakes will give everyone a mouthful of utterly delicious pleasure in the form of vanilla buttercream and jam or delicious chocolateyness. Why not turn your hen party into the Great British Bake Off? Watch out Mary Berry, there are some new girls in the kitchen. Buttercream - margarine (vegetable oils; palm, rapeseed, water, salt, emulsifier; polyglycerol, esters of fatty acids, flavouring colour, annatto curcumin), sugar, glucose syrup, water, tricalcium phosphate (free flow agent) E341, Glucose syrup (preservatives: Sulphur Dioxide (E220)); Maize starch, Dried egg white, modified starch (E1414); stabiliser: Diphosphate 450); acid: acetic acid (E20); flavouring, humectant (sorbitol syrup), skimmed milk powder, cream cheese powder ( milk), acid (citric acid, salt, emulsifier (435), preservative (potassium sorbet), natural flavouring. May contain traces of wheat gluten The hen do cupcake toppers come in a range of sizes and you can choose how many you need. They’ll come delivered in a sheetso you can just peel them off and pop them on your hen party cupcakes. Where to buy hen party cakes toppers

A Wonderful Wedding Cake

Our Butt Cupcakes show off every size and shape of derriere in a fairly easy on the eye kind of way. However, if you fancy giving everyone a little education in the bedroom department, choose our Kama Sutra Cupcakes, make them choose their favourite positions, or dare to play our Kama Sutra Cupcake Quiz. Our ever popular Pile of Poo Emoji’s always get a giggle and they taste so much better than they look. A poo emoji can say a thousand words Many opt for the traditional wedding, with pomp and ceremony in abundance, an epic affair of formalities, every aspect of the day choreographed in true style, with exotic holidays for hen and stag dos, and finally the one or two-day celebrations with live entertainment, and hours of speeches. With the Bride coordinating every detail within an inch of her life.

We pushed the boundaries a little further with our Male Torso Cake or Hooters Cake. These two picture-perfect bods are sure to get the Non Dairy Containing Sponge—Caster sugar, Margarine (vegetable oils; palm, rapeseed, water, salt, emulsifier; polyglycerol, esters of fatty acids, flavouring colour, Annatto curcumin), Biscuit flour ( Wheat Flour (calcium carbonate, iron, niacin, thiamin), Baking powder (Diphosphate, sodium carbonates, wheat flour (calcium carbonate, iron, thiamin) Niacin), EggVanilla Sponge— wheat flour ( wheat flour, calcium carbonate, iron, niacin, thiamin), Baking powder (Diphosphate, sodium carbonates, wheat flour (calcium carnbonate, iron, thiamin) Niacin, milk powder, salt, sugar, sweetex (vegetable oil (palm oil, rapeseed oil, palm fractions), emulsifiers E471), water, egg