Whether you're savouring the sunset on your patio, hosting a rooftop soirée, or simply dreaming of a sun-kissed Italian vacation, your personalised Aperol Spritz logo glass will induce some serious cocktail envy.

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A lady in one of my Portugal groups was talking about taking her mom sightseeing up the tallest mountain in Portugal, Serra da Estrella. Wine Glasses 2 Go That's it, we've had enough of those flimsy plastic wine glasses from the supermarket. Whether you're looking to impress at a picnic, enjoy a sophisticated tipple at Glasto, or drown a sorrow or two on the morning commute, it's never been easier with these perfectly portable wine glasses. This cheeky mug features a collection of playful illustrations, each showcasing a different kind of, uh, "manhood.

It looks perfectly innocent when it's sat in the kitchen cupboard, but pop a hot drink inside this heat-changing mug and the cheeky punchline begins to appear. The horn even comes with sturdy birch wood stand so you can proudly display it on the mantel, you know, next to your sword, shield, the skulls of your enemies etc. I’m only giving links to the photos I found so as not to offend anyone who doesn’t want to see the photos. They each hold 340ml of your favourite vino, and once the party's over, just pop off the stems, clip them neatly inside the glasses and slip them into the handy waterproof travel case. You didn't personalize everything, please check the preview and replace the placeholders (or do you like them?

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The penis cup is one of the traditional mugs of Caldas da Rainha, a spa town just north of Lisbon, slightly inland from the Atlantic Ocean. Not having been to Portugal yet, I would guess that they can be found all over the country but especially in Caldas da Rainha. The smart mug lets you set the desired temperature of your hot drink using the app, then keeps it at that temperature wirelessly for 1. Either way, you’ll be treating yourself to a perfectly steeped cuppa for once, instead of making do with a quick bash around with a spoon after letting the tea infuse for a paltry half minute.

The Penis Mug is made from the finest china and is as sturdy as any other cup in your cupboard, it’s very hard! I will say, I havent put it in the dishwasher yet but thats because I use it so much I just rinse it out. From the proud and majestic to the downright quirky, you'll start your day with a chuckle and maybe even a blush. This pair of classy receptacles are made from thick, hard-wearing plastic and the stems attach securely with magnets – just inspired!