Beeb's strip show stoppers!". Daily Record. 22 August 1991. p.23 . Retrieved 23 September 2022– via Newspapers.com. Richie’s version of ‘The Sailor’s Hornpipe’] Do your balls hang low? Can you swing ‘em to and fro? Can you tie ‘em in a knot? Can you tie ‘em in a bow? Do you get a funny feeling when they’re hanging from the ceiling? Oh you’ll never be a sailor if your balls hang low! Send him down! Electrocute him! Guillotine him! - I'll tidy my room tomorrow! - Where's my handbag? - What do you know about my father? - Nothing.

Bottom ended after three series in February 1995. Edmondson said that one of the reasons for stopping the show was the struggle to come up with new ideas as "we'd already hit each other with everything in the flat". [19] Mayall supported this view, saying they took the show as far as it could on television while continuing the franchise with stage tours and home video releases, preferring to retain full creative control over the characters. [20] In 2000, he said that Richie and Eddie had become "bigger than we are". [19] Filming [ edit ] BBC Two announces raft of new commissions". BBC News. 23 August 2012. Archived from the original on 2 October 2015 . Retrieved 23 August 2012. Richie: This is just my London pomme de terre. My main castles are scattered all over the place, you know, ‘cause I never know where I’m going to be…‏ these bloody fox hunts go on for ever these days, don’t you find? Never know where you’re going to end up. Start off in “Berkshire”, end up in, ah, eh eh, Twat—shire! Dessau, Bruce (20 November 2003). "You've Got Mayall". The Evening Standard . Retrieved 26 September 2022. Richie: I think there's someone in the drawing-room. Eddie: The what-room? Richie: The drawing-room. Eddie: I don't think I've been in there. What, you mean we've got a room just for drawing in? Richie: You're so common, aren't you? What do you call it, the snug or the saloon or something? Eddie: Oh, the lounge! Richie: That's it! Yes, the laaunge! There's someone down in the laaunge!

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a b c Davies, Barbara (1 December 2004). "The Young Ones Have Grown Old. So It's Time for Rik and I to Split". Daily Mirror. Archived from the original on 29 July 2020 . Retrieved 26 September 2022. Eddie: We've been burgled! Richie: Well you may have been, young man, but I have never in my life! As a Christian I'm so tightly clenched... OH! Oh, burgled! Eddie: All we have to do now is keep quiet and very still. Richie: How long for? Eddie: Until the end of time. Richie: Righto.

Eddie: Richard, I'm warning you. If you don't shut up and let me watch "Miss World" I'm going to stuff your head up your bum. And you'll spend the rest of your life wandering around on all fours looking for the light switch.Eddie is trying to teach Richie how to play chess] Richie: Right, let me get this sorted out. Now the bent vicar stands next to the queen. And the queen goes in every direction. Eddie: That's right. Richie: [looking disgusted] And they let children play this, you say? I mean, it's pretty strong stuff, isn't it Eddie? You know, knights taking prawns? And apparently, if a prawn goes all the way he turns into a queen! Episode 3 - Burglary [ edit ] Richie: Eddie, do you want to be skinned alive and buggered? Eddie: (Pointing handgun at Richie) I'd like to see you try! Alun Palmer (27 January 2012) [1 September 2010]. "Adrian Edmondson 'unlikely' to work with Bottom partner Rik Mayall again after quitting comedy". Daily Express. " I've had last laugh says Adrian" at Express.co.uk. Can we examine two halves and some pasties? - Oi, Eddie! - See they got new staff! - Great, innit? - No need to spend any of our line-up money! Remember, lads, don't get too sloshed. From a writing perspective, Breaking Bad is a tremendous study in how to write an anti-hero. Vince Gilligan’s whole concept for the show came from a desire to create a protagonist who turned into an antagonist, and it’s this character arc that makes the show so fascinating to many.

Richie: Go on, slidle over to the front and... sidle (laughs) slidle over to the front... Eddie: You want me slidle over to the front? Richie: I often write while I'm on stage. It's a great new word I've invented "slidle". Bottom: Weapons Grade Y-Fronts Tour 2003 [ edit ] Richie: [Thinking Eddies has a woman hidden in the bathroom]: Ah...ah...ah ha. Have you got a woman in here? A woman in here?! That's against house rules. we agreed, you're not allowed any women in here unless you get one for me at the same time, so we can really "do" it. Like in my favorite video: "Noddy goes Lap-Dancing". Lady Lava, accompanied by her sabre-tooth tiger Tiddles, makes a grand entrance at the feast, announced by her grovelling servant, Gravel. However, when the feast is finally revealed we discover most of the food has been gobbled by Zig and Zag, and only the giant egg remains. Lady Lava erupts in rage and storms off as a volcanic rumble sends the Caveys running scared, leaving just the giant egg alone on the stage. BC arrives to hear a small, mysterious voice coming from the egg, and decides to whisk it to Wild Willie, the local naturist and wildlife egg-spurt. Scene 3 Well, seeing as you're a barmaid - and we all know what barmaids get up to - - could you see your way to - Having you bunged out? Well, I've never been "bunged out" before, but I'm game for anything! - Was you in the Falklands? - Shut up! I'm on the brink of a shag! - Have you read "The Joy of Sex"? - I don't read things like that.Mind you, you always have an advantage because your underpants are so stupendously huge! Too right, matey! OK, may the best man win! So it's agreed? I'm the winner! Yeah, all right. Happy birthday! Ooh! That's more like it! That's bigger, isn't it? I wonder what it is? It's the remote control from the television set! What do you want to watch, Birthday Boy? Right, Eddie, this time you've really overstepped the mark! It's a fight! Hang on, hang on, hang on! I've got your real present here. HTML Forms HTML Forms HTML Form Attributes HTML Form Elements HTML Input Types HTML Input Attributes HTML Input Form Attributes Richie: So when you ask me, [impersonating Eddie] "Uh, what's for breakfast?" I would say 'something a little unusual. Eddie: What, like a really crap impression of me? All of a sudden? 10 weeks into the tour? Just 'cos the cameras are on? Yes! An Argie took it out with a bayonet! I don't believe this so much I'm gonna smash your face in.