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Also includes immediate download of 7-track album in your choice of 320k mp3, FLAC, or just about any other format you could possibly desire. To enable personalised advertising (like interest-based ads), we may share your data with our marketing and advertising partners using cookies and other technologies. So these greeting cards are printed on sustainably sourced 340gsm paper, but I'm looking into options for 100% recycled cards, so watch this space. Since Planet Earth II, turned out to be a dirty lie, and we're all stuck on this one planet with no back up anytime soon, we've got to change.I'm made from bitchin' sustainably sourced 340gsm paper, which makes me thick in all the right ways. All cards are posted with a bright coloured envelope to match the design and both will arrive inside a brown kraft envelope so you can check your card before giving it to a loved one!

We've made the conscious decision for aesthetic and environmental reasons to print on matte instead of shiny card. Turning off the personalised advertising setting won’t stop you from seeing Etsy ads, but it may make the ads you see less relevant or more repetitive. Whether it's for a friend, husband or sibling, this funny and sarcastic card is sure to bring a smile to their face on their special day. Founded in 2023, we're two guys from Melbourne who couldn't resist spreading our unapologetic, sarcastic humour all over Australia. Last Name * Please enter a Last Name Please enter a valid Last Name, the maximum length is 50 characters.

First Name * Please enter a First Name Please enter a valid First Name, the maximum length is 50 characters. To calculate the overall star rating and percentage breakdown by star, we don’t use a simple average. J.DUNCAN’S AUTHOR PAGE This DIY book is just a great, creative, alternative gift card for that friend that has a great sense of humor.

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