What’s an older woman’s favorite musical instrument? The saxophone, because it’s the only thing she can play Ocr tesseract 5.1.0-1-ge935 Ocr_detected_lang en Ocr_detected_lang_conf 1.0000 Ocr_detected_script Latin Ocr_detected_script_conf 1.0000 Ocr_module_version 0.0.16 Ocr_parameters -l eng Old_pallet IA-NS-2000614 Openlibrary_edition I’m not saying my girlfriend’s fat but she’s got so many double chins it looks like she’s staring at you over a plate of pancakes.

Why are fat girls the best for giving or@l pleasure? Because they can’t stop shoving things in their mouth. A skinny guy walked up to a fat guy and said to everyone, ‘Look! When we stand together, we look like the number 10.”You’re such a fatty. I bet you always use “fudge” instead of “fu*k.” Ha, I bet you also prefer to eat fudge instead of “fu*k.”

I bet you have so many stretch marks that when someone yells out, ‘hey, stretch!’, everyone knows it’s not to do with yoga. I used to date a baker, but she ended up loafing around too much. I kneaded someone more ambitious! All I have to say to the thief who took my diet pills. You’ll realize one day that my loss is no gain for you!

Alan and Esther have sunk into fat, middle-aged complacency. After an acerbic dinner party they decide to go on a diet, and that is the catalyst for the breakdown of their marriage, hunger fueling their dissatisfaction with each other and their dull lives. A true suburban stereotype, Alan turns to Susan, his secretary, whilst Esther moves into an unpleasant basement flat and takes her revenge on a looks-obsessed society by constantly eating. What did the workaholic’s past marriage share in common with fat people? They both never worked out. Wow, are you done with reading all these funny jokes about women? Great! I hope you laughed so much. Access-restricted-item true Addeddate 2020-07-21 01:04:23 Boxid IA1874415 Camera USB PTP Class Camera Collection_set printdisabled External-identifier While it’s important to remember that humor should be respectful and inclusive, lighthearted jokes about women can help us appreciate the quirks and joys of life. So, let’s dive into a collection of jokes that celebrate the wonderful world of women!

I don’t know what’s worse about your fat, the fact that you’re gonna die if you keep it up or the fact that we’ll need paul bearers to carry your urn.” The story is told via the POVs of Esther, her thin (yet neurotic) friend Phyllis, Alan (I can’t help but think of Alan Partridge), and Susan (Alan’s secretary, who he’s having an affair with in the office). Everybody should read this book, mostly because I won't be quoting all the things I'd need to quote to give an adequate impression, and random ones would be misleading. They'd not be hugely memorable either, but nearly everything in this short novel is still depressingly true, forty years after she has written this novel. During the day she would read science fiction novels. In the evenings she watched television. And she ate, and ate, and drank, and ate.” viszont nem is tudom, hogy mit szóljak. Egy biztos, hogy nem erre számítottam. Adott volt a Szabó Ervin könyvtár Böngészde részlege, angol könyvek sarka és ott a vidám címkével ellátott polc. Ott először a könyv címére figyeltem fel, majd a fülszövege is megfogott és úgy gondoltam, hogy a sok szakirodalom mellett megérdemlem azt, hogy egy könyvet a magam szórakoztatására is kihozzak.

Having recently left her hubby Alan, after twenty years of marriage, Esther decides she’s had enough of pretending. So off to her dingy flat she goes, where she eats for England. And thumbs her nose at the world. Lccn 98003146 Ocr_converted abbyy-to-hocr 1.1.20 Ocr_module_version 0.0.17 Old_pallet IA18360 Openlibrary_edition She tried creating a weight loss support group, but many found that the name Wide Loaders United was too off-putting.