I didn't want to say Camp out right off the bat. I didn't want to give anything away that I wanted to be under her feet. So I casually said we should play nintendo. Your name is Amy and you are 18 years old. For as long as you were little, your mom enjoyed farting in your face when you did something bad or just for her own amusement. She has even gotten her friends to do it to you, since they do it to their daughters as well.

Diana is Nicole's daughter and is 18 years old. She loves to be in charge, she has a booty and not afraid to use it. After supper do you guys wanna play Camp out?" !!!!!!!!!!! I couldn't believe she suggested it! Instantly I knew that her sister must have talked to her about what had happened last weekend. How much did she know?? Did her sister tell her how she smothered my face with her feet!?!? The last fart from her came after eating at a friends thanksgiving dinner. As you most probably know, that thanksgiving is the best time for eproctophiliacs since the big meal produces a lot of gas for most people. Arriving at the dinner, I say hi to Danabelle and tells me she made some sort of cheese casserole. Me not knowing what a casserole was, asked her about it. She told me that I need to try it and gave me the list of ingredients in the dish. I don’t remember everything that was put in it but I remember there was broccoli and a lot of cheese. After the fart, she let out a big sigh and said that she was holding that one in for a long time. Her friend concerned about her farting around a guy goes, “maybe you shouldn’t do that around him.”

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How about I be the object that has to change into the camping supplies?" I did not want her to be it! She looked over at me examining my reaction. Try using over-the-counter anti-gas medications. These work by preventing gas and breaking up gas bubbles if they form in your digestive tract. Horror Writing | Screenplay Writing | How To Write | Write Books | Read Write | Writing Tips | Writing Tools | Writing Community

Reduce the amount of carbonated drinks and hard-to-digest foods in your diet. These often result in large amounts of gas, bloating, and burping. Sure" was all I could muster...I no longer cared how far I could get in the game....i didn't really want food either....all I knew was that I want to make something happen tonight with Christy's feet. After 20 minutes or so my sister and I went into the kitchen to eat. After the dinner and drinking a lot of wine, I head out to the balcony to smoke. To my surprise there was Danabelle sitting on the one metal chair with a friend of hers sitting on top. As I was smoking she asked how the casserole was and I told her it was great. She was smiling and said to me she was glad. Moments later she expressed how badly she needed to fart and let two rip simultaneously.

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To which Danabelle replies, “Oh don’t worry, I know Pablo (me) absolutely loves my farts!” Staring at me with a suspicious, yet seductive face. Weeks later, in between classes, I see Danabelle walk towards me and a group of friends. We were all smoking cigarettes and drinking coffees outside the building. She directly asked me if I can roll her one. I oblige and begin rolling one of my signature rolls. As I’m putting the tobacco and filter in the paper I hear her talking about how much her stomach was hurting her that morning and sits down on the floor Indian style. She begins moaning and rubs her tummy as I hand her the cigarette. As soon as my parents left, Christy looked at me and said, "So, what do you wanna do tonight? I don't wanna do anything that takes too much energy, I had softball practice today haha."

April-Age 19. Samantha's friend that is a wrestler that loves burritos. Many times she has pinned you down and forced you to smell her farts.Monica-Age 18. Your friend that loves to wear tights and has long bubbly farts. She likes to help you fart on your sisters faces.

First time meeting her she was really friendly towards me. Giving me a big hug and complementing me on what I was wearing. This became a reoccurring theme, I swear even if I was not feeling my best that day she would always be excited to see me and dish out some compliments (I guess she had a crush on me). Amber-Age 25. The oldest sibling of them and with the biggest butt and the most horrible of gas.There was that one time she sat on your face while you were asleep and wouldn't stop farting till it was sunrise, and you went to sleep at 10:00! She has a mean streak and intends for everyone of her siblings to be her fart slave. After the scent of the smelly thanksgiving blast hits her friend. She gets up from Danabelle’s lap and says “you stink and leave”. After which I put out my cigarette and proceeded to go inside.Make sure your dentures fit properly. Ill-fitting dentures can cause you to swallow extra air when you eat and drink, causing gas. Danabelle with a sad face said “I’m sorry don’t leave me, I know I’m gross.” To which I reply, “It’s okay Danabelle, I’m not leaving cus you farted but because I really need to pee (which was true)”. Jessica is your mom and is 42 years old. She has a really big butt and has terrible gas. She loves to torture you. She loves to throw fart parties for her friends to come over to fart on you.