A Brit, a Spaniard and a Dutch walk into a bar.. .. unfortunately the Icelander couldn't come, he's still in the European Championship. Since you are here, we would like to share our vision for the future of travel - and the direction Culture Trip is moving in. These jokes should not be confused with racist jokes, because these kind of jokes are much more aggressive. And not only so that you have something to say during a night out. Also because jokes and humour show how a certain culture is and tell you how the Dutch look at other cultures and stereotypes. Why did the Dutch tourist bring a map to the restaurant? Because he wanted to find his way to “pancake heaven”!

Hoe noem je een kameel zonder bult? Henk! (What do you call a camel without hump? Henk! – very common Dutch name) I have a lot of growing up to do. I realised that the other day inside my fort.” – Zach Galifianakis An important aspect of Dutch etiquette involves having good timekeeping habits. The Dutch tend to take punctuality very seriously, so make sure you arrive at appointments on time. If you’re running more than five minutes late, you should inform the people expecting you. In addition, Dutch people are known to schedule plans weeks or even months in advance. With that in mind, it’s best to avoid showing up at someone’s house unannounced. It’s particularly wise to avoid interrupting someone during dinner, which usually starts between 17:00 and 19:00. Conversation and communication in the NetherlandsI doubt there’s a heaven; I think the people from hell have probably bought it for a timeshare.” – Victoria Wood

Most of my life is spent avoiding conflict. I hardly ever visit Syria.” – Alex Horne (Photo: Pexels.com) Why did the Dutch athlete become a gardener? Because they excelled in “running” through the “fields.” Humor is a very important part of Dutch culture, and the Dutch love to joke around. If you’re looking for some funny Dutch jokes to make you laugh, then look no further!It’s no secret – the Dutch love their peanut butter. Whether it’s on a white slice of bread with a sprinkling of hagelslag (more on that later) or in a saté sauce, they cannot get enough of this nutty spread. Photo: Lucy Lambriex/Getty Images They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !

Having called The Netherlands my home for quite a while now, I’ve had the privilege of immersing myself in their one-of-a-kind sense of humor. Trust me when I say that it’s an experience worth sharing! List of Jokes About DutchGet ready to have a Gouda time with these cheesy Dutch jokes! Grab a stroopwafel and your pair of klompen, because we’re about to journey through some quintessential Dutch humor.

The Dutch have quite a practical and no-nonsense attitude when it comes to dating and relationships. People of all genders appreciate directness and honesty, so you likely won’t get far playing hard-to-get in the Netherlands. Whereas some cultures uphold stricter beliefs regarding dating etiquette, such as men making the first move, or not kissing on the first date, the Netherlands takes a more relaxed perspective. Instead, Dutch people prefer to let things progress naturally based on what feels right.

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Gallic Wars: Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian. Thirty Years War: France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her. Since learning Afrikaans, I’ve discovered a bunch of hilarious Afrikaans expressions. But, they can’t take all the credit for these linguistic gems. Afrikaans is actually the offspring of the Dutch language which formed after the Dutch settled in South Africa in 1652. Hoe heet de Snolse kampioen hinkelen op één been? Eno. (What’s the name of the Snolsian (made up place) one-legged hopping champion? Eno.)