How does an Ethiopian ghost like to scare people? By saying “Boo! Just kidding, I’m here to share some Ethiopian culture!”

How did the Ethiopian football team celebrate their victory? They did the “Ethio-dance” in the stadium! How did the Ethiopian engineer build impressive structures? By applying the principles of “Ethio-architecture”!

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

A nuclear bomb was accidentally detonated in Ethiopia today, 3 people died and 4 million ran to eat the mushroom did you hear about the Ethiopian who fell into the crocodile pit? he ate 6 crocs before they could pull him out.

The talks between the government and OLA, held in the Tanzanian city of Dar es Salaam, hoped to bring peace for Ethiopia’s largest Oromia region. What was the name of that white girl's Collie who went on all those adventures in Ethiopia between 1930 and 1974? Haley's Lassie What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign? British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Why did the Ethiopian comedian open a bakery? Because he wanted to make people “roll” with laughter and bread! The militias, however, continued to operate in smaller towns and rural areas. The BBC’s attempts to reach Amhara officials have not been successful and there have not been official remarks about the reignited fighting.Then he went home and watched an air freshener commercial and learned how to say "Plug it in Plug it in." So the American made a call and the Devil made him to pay 100 USD, then an Italian made a call and the Devil made him to pay 10 Euros on fact that Italy is less developed than that of USA. How did the Ethiopian sculptor create beautiful statues? With a chisel and a touch of “Ethio-artistry”! BREAKING NEWS: Ethiopian falls into crocodile pond 17 crocodiles confirmed dead so far, with Ethiopian still actively feeding. One of the government's negotiators, Redwan Hussein, blamed the OLA, accusing it of an "obstructive approach" and making "unrealistic demands".

How did the Ethiopian mechanic fix a broken car engine? With a bit of “Ethio-mechanics” and expertise! What do you call an Ethiopian comedian who can imitate accents? An “Ethio-impersonator” who keeps audiences laughing! Why did the Ethiopian optometrist become so popular? Because he had a keen eye for “Ethio-visuals”! Once there was a man that came from Ethiopia to America, He couldnt speak English so he went to choir and learned how to say "Me me me me me me."BREAKING NEWS: Ethiopian falls into crocodile pond 17 crocodiles confirmed dead so far, with ethiopian still actively feeding. Locals in East and West Gojjam, North Shoa and Central Gondar areas of the region have told the BBC’s Amharic service that they have witnessed days-long “intense” fighting. A previous round of talks between the OLA and the government ended without agreement, and fighting continued.