Hugo could have told her to get educated as to why girls shouldn’t get work done, citing Leslie Ash’s lips, Jocelyn Wildenstein, Chloe Ferry’s kisser and more. RE Detective Mare Sheehan on Mare Of Easttown: is that the first known example of arresting bitch face? Fleming: “You’ve painted a pessimistic picture of a police force where corruption is swept under the carpet and honest coppers lose. They suppressed internal investigators, gave whistle blowers the cold shoulder and actually re-employed their “rogue reporter” five years ago.

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WATCHING The World’s Greatest Hotels on the New York’s impossibly plus Plaza, I remembered I’d stayed there once with Ozzy Osbourne. Could British TV not “do a Marvel” with our own comic strip characters like Dan Dare (pilot of the future), Captain Hurricane, Alf Tupper (the tough of the track), and heroic Garth? All old Genghis will do is make the public think that “far-right” means having a degree of common sense. Schofield publicly disowned him, but no amount of clever PR could sweeten the shock for Phillip’s co-workers and bosses; especially as many of them knew that he’d had a secret relationship with a teenage runner on This Morning – which he finally admitted to yesterday. Attenborough’s soothing and at times sombre commentary has blessed our screens since the 50s – vintage footage showed a scrawny, shirtless David on Australia’s Raine Island 66 years ago.Aussie potboiler Lie With Me packed in more ham and cheese than a Darwin deli and served them up with lashings of bondage. Another reason why no conservative (or anyone else) should vote for Sunak’s spin-driven fake-Tory junta. They should be made to justify every penny they spend, every job paid for by the public purse, every junket they enjoy and every quid given away in aid to countries doing better than we are. It's about the sounds of the street, rock and pop as they should be – wild, infectious and dangerous, not emasculated and controlled. Scale back the chat on House Of Games and they could squeeze in an extra round: ‘Anyone recognise the comedian taking part this week.

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These days people worry about elderly drivers, but when this happens it’ll be a case of “Never mind the 85-year-olds, that bloke’s 303.I’d commission five different hosts, with their own writing teams, to take a rotating night each – low budget but also low on interference from the suits. Buoyed by this idiots’ agenda, governments have been over-taxing, over-spending, over-meddling and recklessly printing money for two decades. WERE you let down by the alleged grilling Matt “Handsy” Hancock got on Celebrity SAS: Who Dares Wins? The BBC using the Irish tricolour to represent Northern Ireland at the big Jubilee show – surely deliberate.

ODDER, Googlebox telling us what an exciting week of TV we’ve had and then cutting straight to the first review – a decades-old movie. And Jordan, a council estate kid who nicked his accent from Downton Abbey and palled up with Tory-voting Henry who, surprisingly, is getting on with Trotsky Trish. New turns like Gerry K (real name Gerry Kyei) and comedy impressionist Danny Posthill were terrific too.

Ma Katherine doesn’t trust her but luckily Finn took a shine to her and they hit the sheets, watched through a hole in the ceiling rose by his batty brother Rory, who is fashionably OCD. The cops would always stop to rescue the poor bod who’d gone overboard while the bastards made good their escape. We see red-faced Labour MPs shouting down women colleagues for daring to have a different point of view, their craven cowardice in the face of deranged fringe activists, their Tory-like commitment to idiotic state spending, the same insane net zero commitment, the chaos caused to traffic flow and local businesses by Labour councils’ LTN schemes, their disdain for the English flag etc, etc. When Schofield came out as gay in 2020, viewers were overwhelmingly supportive, but many people in TV circles saw this as a smoke screen to distract attention from something bigger. Nobody hates it more than English intellectuals, whose ranks include public-school-educated, Oxford graduate Murray.