Without these technologies, things like personalised recommendations, your account preferences, or localisation may not work correctly. Perform a couple of deep lunges, crack your knuckles and get ready to bounce, flip, stack, hop, roll, blow, balance and catapult your way to victory! This Silicone plus water-based lubricant is the first of its kind, specially blended to accurately imitate the look, feel and aroma of real-life spunk! With 54 escape room cards, a compelling story line, a phone cage and padlock, this brilliantly-crafted game will blow some of the dust off your brain cells. Grab your most daring mates and get ready to battle your way through cringe-inducing trivia, and face up to some hard truths!

We recommend filling Jizz with water, we could not possibly recommend cocktails such as Pina Colada or Screaming Orgasm. Turning off the personalised advertising setting won’t stop you from seeing Etsy ads, but it may make the ads you see less relevant or more repetitive. Depending on the nature of the card, you might have to say the background colour, the text colour or a swear word. To enable personalised advertising (like interest-based ads), we may share your data with our marketing and advertising partners using cookies and other technologies.

Once you've purchased this item, simply look out for the Feefo feedback form, that'll be sent close to the estimated arrival date and then submit your thoughts to appear here! We don't mean to sound cocky, but adult novelty gifts are totally our forte, and it's been a schlong time since we've come across something as crude, rude and delightfully nutty as the Jizz game! You never know what’s going to be left on your face and in your hair but at least this is one shaft that won’t be offended by your decision not to swallow.

Cat lovers get to play with tiny little adorable vinyl cats, cat haters get to see the tower inevitably topple. The numbered wheel tells you how many pumps you need to do while the second wheel determines where the willy must point! The 'Nice' suggestions will help you to create romantic date ideas and tender moments for you both to. If you’re planning a hen do or even just a raunchy adult game night, then the Jizz Game will really liven up the evening. They are updated regularly and are pretty accurate for most parts of the country, but if you live in a remote area, Ireland, the Highlands or any of the off islands please allow at least one extra day.

We take intellectual property concerns very seriously, but many of these problems can be resolved directly by the parties involved. Deliveries to the below locations are classed as Remote Location deliveries and take 1 additional working day to be delivered. You never know which pump will get our pink peen to splurge the fapple-juice, so pass it around and hope you beat the wiener!

If you're lucky you might roll a left or right arrow which means you can point Jizz at the player to your left or right and pump Jizz at them. Simply spin the dials on each testicle to determine how many pumps you need to perform and where to aim it. Players must then point Jizz to where is shown on the second ball then pump it the number of times indicated on the first ball. If you’d like to file an allegation of infringement, you’ll need to follow the process described in our Copyright and Intellectual Property Policy. Finance is provided by PayPal Credit (a trading name of PayPal UK Ltd, Whittaker House, Whittaker Avenue, Richmond-Upon-Thames, Surrey, United Kingdom, TW9 1EH).

The Tempest and Tease is the sweet and sexy couples card game that rewards you both as a couple and as individuals. This hilarious spunky junky game is great fun at any adult party, from hen nights to birthday celebrations, we're sure you'll have a ball! Cat - Astrophe Some games make you wade through a veritable War-And-Peace-length tome of rules before you can even begin setting up the board. All our products are delivered in discreet plain brown boxed packaging with no visual material or information whatsoever. Content on this site is not intended to substitute for advice given by medical practitioner, pharmacist, or other licensed health-care professional.