This one's from Abba with "Happy Christmas 1973" written in it, and this one's from "the people of the Soviet Union "in grateful thanks to Comrade Richie"! It's in Russian! You just put the Rs the wrong way round. The guys from the Ark Royal General Pinochet I mean, how could you fake something like that? Ha, ha, ha! I was joking! I'm sorry. Isn't it nice here in the cellar? Right, keep your eyes closed, run downstairs and count to ten before you start, OK? OW! Right! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten! Well, that's us safe for a couple of hours. You're not on the A-list, but, as it is my birthday, yes, I will let you stay, but I'm afraid I can't let you stay properly so I'll have to ask you to stand in that corner, please. Happy birthday, my superman! Thanks a lot for all the moments of love. I hope, not only today but all your day be perfect and beautiful. Let’s celebrate your day in a grand way to make it more memorable.

No, Richie, you don't want to see that! Why are you called Hedgehog? Give me a hedgehog and I'll show you why. So proud of the wonderful daughter you are and the incredible person you’re growing up to be. Hope you have the best birthday! It'll be on the telly! They're going to televise it?! What if my auntie's watching? What's illegal about betting on a horse? A horse? Madame Swish is is a horse? Yeah! Why, what did you think it was? Oh, no, nothing, nothing.If things really do get better with age, then you’re close to perfection! I bet it feels as good as it looks. Happy birthday Mum! If you’re eager for a response, it’s best not to go overboard. However, it’s also not a terrible idea to show that you’re excited and appropriately eager with a semi-enthusiastic ending such as this one. Sometimes, it helps to consider the recipient before you put pen to paper, so here is some Happy Birthday note inspiration you can use when writing cards to Mum, Dad, family and friends. Birthday messages for Mum

Congratulations, Dad for another year of life! It’s great to be here with you on your special day. Hope that you can conquer all your dreams. I wish you continued success and happiness. Don’t worry about your age. You are still younger than your next birthday. Have a special celebration, my girl. As you celebrate your birthday, may you continue to inspire and put laughter on the faces of those you encounter. I wish you experience pure happiness in life and that you never abandon your dreams. Ten to one! Brilliant! What a fantastic birthday present! Hang on, hang on! I gave you TWO tenners! - Caught me out, eh? - You don't get much past old Richie! Yeah, you're right there. Here’s wishing you all the special things in life that bring you happiness, love and joy. Have a lovely birthday.Since the day you were born you have brought nothing joy into my life. You are a fantastic son, and I feel so fortunate to be your parent. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to the most handsome and thoughtful guy in this world! May your day be filled with fun, happiness and joy. Happy Birthday to my wife. Wishing a lovely birthday to the one that still makes my heart skip a beat! I would like to wish the man of my dreams Happy Birthday… but I will settle for you! Happy Birthday to the best husband.

Happy Birthday to the man who has taught me everything I know. I am so privileged call you my Dad. Have the best birthday!

You make me feel like I’m falling in love with you for the first time, over and over again. I love you, have a happy birthday! Damn! That's no good! Eddie! Eddie! You've got to take me upstairs and hide me in the cupboard! - What? - Take me upstairs and hide me in the cupboard! I can't get upstairs by myself. There is nothing that I want more than to spend the next one hundred birthdays of yours by my side. I love you so much, happy birthday!

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I know, and there's nothing I can do about it now, is there? That horse That horse is an absolute cert! - It's a fantastic birthday present! - All right. Happy birthday! Ooh! That's more like it! That's bigger, isn't it? I wonder what it is? It's the remote control from the television set! What do you want to watch, Birthday Boy? Right, Eddie, this time you've really overstepped the mark! It's a fight! Hang on, hang on, hang on! I've got your real present here.