Heavy - Active for much of the day, walking non-stop and carrying objects. Typical jobs: hospital/ward nurse, waitressing in a busy restaurant, cleaner, porter, labourer/construction worker, gardener, farm worker. Leisure Activity Level Harry: Let's count out all the Doritos in our respective largest bags to see what the difference looks like. The good news is that I'm counting out this bag, which is 230 grams. Joe is counting out a party-sized bag of American ones, which is 425 grams, so he might be here a while. Sorry, Joe.

Harry: From calorie count to portion sizes, we wanted to find out all the differences between Doritos in the UK and the US. This is "Food Wars." Moderately active - Do light to moderate intensity exercise 3-4 times a week. E.g. going to the gym / swimming / cycling / horse riding / dance classes / playing golf. Daily dog walking (brisk pace, twice a day). Joe: Ah, good old USA-only food coloring, Red 40 and Yellow No. 5. It's in everything these days. And the UK, of course, opts to color its Doritos with things like annatto and paprika. To me, it's just like that scene in "Ratatouille" where Remy is feeding his brother a piece of cheese and a piece of strawberry, and if you eat them one at a time, they're pretty good. But if you mix them together ... [dynamic music]

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Joe: Ah, how many Doritos would it take to kill someone? I think just one, if you crush it up, put in a syringe, and just jam it right into the arm. Death by Cool Ranch. That's how I want to go. I've eaten five of these, and I feel like I'm gonna die. Ingredients: organic corn, organic expeller-pressed sunflower oil, organic cheddar cheese, milk, cheese culture solids, enzymes, organic maltodextrin. They just put the word organic in front of everything. Organic maltodextrin made from corn, sea salt, organic butter, cream, salt, organic skim milk, organic spices, citric acid, organic garlic powder. So I think these are more organic. [laughs]

It's a taste explosion. Delicious! Why wouldn't you do this? You guys are missing out, OK? You're missing out. Light - Have a job that involves long periods of sitting (office-based / driving) or are home-based and sitting for much of the day. Typical jobs: office worker, sales rep, bus/taxi/lorry driver.Joe: Count out, like, 10 chips, weigh them, divide by 10, and then go, OK, that's how much a chip on average weighs, and then weigh the pile of crumbs and divide it by that number, seeing how many chips are – does that make sense? Standard Dorito flavors which are available in the USA include; cool ranch, nacho cheese, spicy nacho, flamin’ hot nacho, flamin’ hot Limon, Tapatio, Flamas, salsa verde, and sweet chili. Doritos Weight and Calorie Chart Account icon An icon in the shape of a person's head and shoulders. It often indicates a user profile.