It’s important to understand that your skin is actually the largest organ in (on?) your body, and that it’s designed to take a little bit of abuse. We didn’t evolve to be delicate flowers that couldn’t go for a jog or ride a bike for thirty minutes without developing a five-alarm case of monkey butt. After all, think about all the stuff your skin’s doing each and every day to protect you. Without healthy skin, you’d be exposed to all sorts of germs and bacteria with no barrier between them and you. Another potential downside to cornstarch (depending on your viewpoint) is that there’s no scent. Personally, I like to have a bit of fragrance in my swamp crotch tamers. The silky smooth texture of Stanky Powder is a testament to its quality in my opinion. It isn’t gritty or clumpy and you don’t need to apply a lot for it to do its job. Offered in a minty fresh scent that smells masculine, and clean. Perfect for maintaining a fresh smelling pair of balls and body, without being too strong or overbearing. It’s also available in an unscented version. What I don’t like: I learned about the secret swamp crotch preventing capabilities of cornstarch when I lived in Tijuana over a decade ago. Because I spent most my days walking from sun up to sun down in the hot Baja California sun, swamp crotch was a big problem. On a particularly hot day, I ran out of Gold Bond Powder and wasn’t looking forward to the chafing I would be encountering. I mentioned it to my Mexican friend and he suggested I sprinkle on some cornstarch.

Vanquish – A light, fresh, masculine scent that contains notes of citrus, amber, and wood. It leaves the skin smelling fresh and clean but is designed to not interfere with cologne or body spray. Banish – A masculine blend of cedarwood and oud. It smells rugged, manly, woody, and fresh. It’s not too strong or overbearing and does not interfere with cologne or body spray.

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Finally, using something like Lady Anti Monkey Butt talc-free powder can help to absorb sweat and minimize frictional skin discomfort. Treating Monkey Butt with Anti-Monkey Butt Powder The right type of underwear can help to keep your rear cool and dry. Natural fabrics like cotton allow your skin to breathe and may be a good choice for everyday underwear. How would you like to douse your balls in mystery chemicals and ingredients? Yeah, me neither. Thankfully Beast formulates their Balls and Body Powder using only safe, all-natural ingredients that are derived straight from the earth, including: Corn starch, menthol, chamomile, cucumber extract, green tea extract, rosehip, and hemp seed oil. Monkey butt is a slang term for chafing on your ass or in between your butt cheeks, which can take the form of soreness, itching, and redness in the butt zone. One thing that really stood out to me about Fresh Balls is how testosterone-friendly it is. Unlike many lotions, it doesn’t contain any testosterone-reducing xenoestrogens like parabens.

Dubiously, I dusted my huevos with some cornstarch that we had in the pantry and set out for a day of work. And, I’ll be darned, the stuff worked. I was completely dry and chafe free…for a few hours. In my experience, cornstarch just doesn’t last very long as a swamp crotch subduer compared to talcum powder. If you really work up a sweat, really fast, the cornstarch has a tendency to clump — not a very pleasant feeling to have in your pants.

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I personally think they killed it with this one, but if citrus IPA isn’t your cup of tea, no worries. Fromonda powder comes in a variety of other awesome scents that are sure to please. Including: Specialized products such as Lady Anti-Monkey Butt are also available for women who experience chafing in the butt area. Symptoms of Monkey Butt This phenomenon is also known as “baboon butt” or “chimpanzee ass” and while this is quite humorous to some, it can be a source of embarrassment and discomfort for those who experience it. One of the reasons why I believe Galaxy Dust is the best powder for men’s balls and body is due to how long it keeps sweat and odor at bay. One application on clean, dry balls is enough to keep your nuts feeling their best all day. Simply put: Galaxy Dust is one of the absolute best body powders for sweat and odor prevention.

Chafing is an incredibly common skin problem, which makes sense when you think about it. After all, anyone who’s moving around is potentially subject to the ill effects of chafing. Not only does Chassis Ice Max offer a cooling blast of refreshment, but the effect has some serious staying power to it. While the cooling effect of most other powders dissipates after a minute or two, Ice Max’s chill keeps on comin’ for almost 2 hours. edit update* After using this product in it's entirety, this is a great product, I could not stop using it. It was weird at first being dry in the areas I applied it as I have never tried any type of powder before. Yet it wasn't so dry as to cause friction. One application basically lasts all day during a Southern summer (90-102 farenheit), though that is just walking and not actually working. As for females that would like to try this product there is a "Lady monkey butt" that uses corn starch instead of talc, it wont last as long as talc but you won't have any health concerns with that.*end update* Super Powder has a very light, pleasant scent that is not overpowering. In fact once it’s applied to the skin you really can’t even smell it anymore. While some guys might find this to be a negative, I personally like using subtle smelling body powders at times when I don’t want my body powder to clash with my cologne or body spray.Cornstarch powder – Derived from corn kernels, cornstarch powder is highly absorbent of sweat and moisture and helps keep the skin cool, fresh, and dry. Exercising while dealing with monkey butt can be painful and uncomfortable, so it is important to take the necessary precautions to protect yourself. Butt sweat results from the same things that increase your body temperature and cause sweating in other body parts, including:

A little bit goes a long way. No need to pile it on. The smooth, fine powder does a great job of covering a lot of surface area so you don’t need to use a ton for it to do its job effectively. While I’m not crazy about the price, the bottles longevity is certainly the silver lining.

Dryness protection is great with Anti-Monkey Butt. Lasted me all day even though I was doing a lot of outdoor chores in the heat. I wish the calamine was a bit stronger, however. I like my swamp crotch powders to burn a bit so I know they’re working.