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Brexit? Climate change? Race? Nowt. Transphobia? The only references to private parts are to Kay's own and he is merciless on himself – not least his hilarious account of the hospital consultant who wanted a Peter Kay selfie for his daughter, just as the operating team were inserting a camera up 'my Aretha Franklin'. MIC'sJosh Patterson reveals being 'battered and villainised' on the show resulted in his 'toxic and hurtful' relationship with Binky Felstead Talk about the world's best job! A DOUGHNUT SCIENTIST reveals how she is creating a healthier future for bakery...Megan Good clings to actor boyfriend Jonathan Majors in New York the day before his domestic violence trial begins - as it's revealed case may include ex-girlfriend's testimony The curtain opened to reveal a trimmer figure, though a chip-fuelled paunch still lurks beneath the trademark pastel blue shirt. He looks like a darts champion at the tail-end of a fortnight's boot camp. Dua Lipa sets pulses racing in daring lace bodysuit and faux fur coat as she enjoys evening out in New York City He’d come in just before he needed to go on stage, and he was off. He’d do his professional thing and go.”

BBC fans are in for a treat this Christmas as the broadcaster announces the return of THIS hit music show Maya Jama puts on a VERY leggy display in dazzling silver gown as she attends the Sabina Bilenko Couture Christmas party American Idol alum Jordin Sparks shows off her holiday cheer with sonDJ in matching pajamas as they lead celebs atCandy Cane Lane premiere in LA Brendan Fraser is in high spirits as stops to chat with a colleague after enjoying lunch at a popular Italian spot in New York CityMolly-Mae Hague 'tells Tommy Fury to ditch his partying pals' after removing her engagement ring when footage of him living it up on holiday went viral Kylie Jenner shows off her incredible figure in a tiny bikini before modelling a bra and sheer skirt as she poses for sizzling photoshoot I failed to hear a single rant about Truss or Sunak. There was no mention of food banks, nothing on immigration policy. Most comedians have to operate at a constant rolling boil, with theatre tours supported by a couple of podcasts, social media work and maybe a Taskmaster slot. Kay does none of that, but still has at least three working tribute acts who will come and do his material at your party or function.