I said Big Gulp. I’m Veronica, by the way. Are you ever gonna tell me your name? I’ll end the suspense. He approaches her and shakes her hand. Jason Dean, JD, for short. So, JD. That thing you pulled in the caf’ was pretty severe. Well, the extreme always seems to make an impression. There is a moment of silence until Veronica laughs awkwardly. So, what’s a Baudelaire­quoting, badass like you doing in Sherwood, Ohio? My dad’s work. He owns a deconstruction company. …Deconstruction? Well, the old man seems to enjoy tearing things down. You seen the commercial? “My name’s Big Bud Dean, if it’s in the way, I’ll make your day.” Veronica laughs. Then he pushes the plunger and the screen blows up? Veronica laughs again, and then coughs awkwardly to try to cover it up. …That’s your dad? In all his semipsychotic glory. Ya know, everyone’s life has got static. The car horn blares again. (Yelling) VERONICA! For example, I don’t really like my friends­ I don’t really like your friends either. Bag the party­ hang here. Oh, 7­Eleven. Swanky first date. Hey… I love this place. No offense, but… why?

The band was as follows: Conductor/Keyboard ........................ Guitars ....................................... HEATHER DUKE - 17. Whipping-girl of the 3 Heathers. When she finally becomes Queen Bee she wields power like a bulldozer. Alto for chorus. Voice: Strong belt to C, D preferred. Alto for chorus. NOTE: in certain choral songs Heather Duke and Mac can switch vocal parts as needed. Voice: Tenor, strong belt to Ab or A, some Falsetto. Note: In certain songs Ram and Kurt can switch choral assignment if, say, Ram sings higher than Kurt.Bill, Company: B ut now I've learned to love… Bill: I love my dead gay son! Company: H e loves his son. He loves his son. His dead gay son! Paul tries to leave and Bill follows him. Bill: N ow, I say my boy's in heaven, And he's tanning by the pool! The cherubim walk with him and him, And Jesus says “It's cool!”. They don't have crime or hatred, there's no bigotry or cursin', Just friendly fellows dressed up like their favorite village person! They were not dirty! Company: N o, no! Bill: T hey just had flair! Company: W hoa, oh! Bill: T hey were two bright red ribbons in the Lord's long hair! Well, I used to see a homo and go reachin' for my gun, Bill, Company: B ut now I've learned to love... Paul tries to leave again. Bill: A nd furthermore! These boys were brave as hell! These boys, they know damn well! Those folks would judge 'em, they were desperate to be free! They took a rebel stance, stripped to their underpants! Paul, I can't believe that you, Still refuse to get a clue! After all that we've been through, I'm talking you and me! The company gasps collectively. Bill: In the summer of '83! The company gasps again. HEATHER DUKE - 17. Whipping-girl of the 3 Heathers. When she finally becomes Queen Bee, she wields power like a bulldozer. Heathers: Woah! Or forget the creep, And get in my jeep. Let’s go tear up someone’s lawn! Heather D hands the note to Martha. Heathers: W oah! Woah! Woah! Honey, whatchu waitin’ for? Welcome to my candy store. You just gotta prove, You’re not a pussy anymore. Then step into my candy store! You can join the team­ Heather D, Heather M: ­ or you can bitch and moan. You can live the dream­ Heather D, Heather M: ­or you can die alone! You can fly with eagles, Heathers: Or if you prefer, Keep on testing me­ Heather D, Heather M: And end up like her! Martha walks over to Veronica. Veronica, look! Ram invited me to his homecoming party. See, I told you there was still something there! This proves he’s been thinking about me. …Color me stoked. I’m so happy! Heathers: Woah! Honey, whachu waiting fo­ Former footbaH player turned suburban dad. has never out~ grown his high school glory days. HatC's weakness, but capable of soul-scatching when ll'age View more...

Removal of curse words as well as onstage smoking, drinking and R-rated sexual scenes (note: there are still PG-13 sexual scenes). HEATHER CHANDLER – (17) The richest, hottest, cruelest girl in town. Relishes power and wields it without fear, patience, or mercy. Voice: strong belt to F or higher preferred. Mezzo for chorus. NOTE: In certain choral songs, CHANDLER can switch parts with the other HEATHERS as needed. BIG BUD DEAN - JD's single Dad. Big jolly personality that barely conceals the enormous rage bubbling just below the surface. Quite possibly a serial bomber. They put no money into marketing the movie because they didn't have any money," says Falk. "And they didn't understand how to market it anyway. They were trying to pitch it as a kind of thriller. In parts of Europe it was called Lethal Attraction. But 10 years later I got the call to do a DVD. And then along came streaming. So the cult aspect has progressed more and more."I'm hugging my knees, And the captain is pointing. Well, who made her captain? Still, the weakest must go. The tiniest lifeboat Full of people I know. The tiniest lifeboat Full of people I know. What's your damage, Heather? Are you saying Westerburg is not a nice place? Ms. Fleming: Heather! Where's your school spirit? You don't deserve to wear our school colors. The students close in on Heather M, and Ms. Fleming tries to push Heather Duke away. Ms. Fleming: Let’s not be mean spirited­ Why don't you hop in your little lifeboat and catch a gnarly wave over to Remington? Ms. Fleming: Alright, alright, calm it down… Girl 1: Aw, Heather's going to cry. Heather M runs off stage. Ms. Fleming: Young lady, you are suspended! Turn the cameras off. Turn them off, goddamnit. Is that all you care about? TV cameras? JD enters. Ms. Fleming: I care about saving lives! Heather Duke ruined a valuable teaching! Valuable? None of us want this spectacle, to be experimented on like guinea pigs and patronized like bunny rabbits! Heather C enters (only visible/audible to Veronica). Ms. Fleming: I don't patronize bunny rabbits! This is their big secret Veronica, the adults are powerless. Heather trusted you. You said that you would protect her. They can't help us. Nobody can help us. Critics have argued that Heathers the TV show has mistakenly conflated diversity and positive representation. KURT’S DAD: Straight-laced, very conservative, also former football player. A simple guy, not book smart, you’d be happy to share a beer with him. authority when I tell you that the way to eliminate suicide is by first eliminating fear by creating Voice: Strong belt to C, D preferred. Alto for chorus. Note: In certain choral songs Heather Duke and Mac can switch vocal parts as needed.

MS. FLEMING/VERONICA'S MOM . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Michelle Duffy KURT'S DAD/VERONICA'S DAD/PRINCIPAL GOWAN .... The Me Inside of Me” – Veronica, JD, Chandler, Officer Milner, Officer McCord, Mrs. Fleming, Students, Teachers, etc.Shipped with (or after) Rehearsal Material. This must be hired as a condition of the License to produce this show.

Meanwhile, a young Brad Pitt auditioned for JD but was judged to be “too nice” for the role. Heather Graham was offered the part of Heather Chandler, but her parents didn’t approve of the script. The creative team behind Heathers the Musical have announced a brand new song has been written into the show ahead of it’s West End debut at the Theatre Royal Haymarket, along with multiple re-workings to the script. Speaking to Interview magazine in 2016, Winona Ryder revealed that they almost didn't cast her: "They thought I wasn't pretty enough," she said. "They were trying to get Jennifer Connelly." Ryder, who was 16 during the shoot, had to beg to be chosen ahead of Connelly and Family Ties' Justine Bateman. and they're gonna think 'there's a school that self-destructed not because society doesn't care but Students: W hine. Go on and bitch and moan. Students: W hine. You don’t deserve the dream. Students: W hine. You’re gonna die alone . Heather D and the students close in on Heather M.. Heather D, Students: D ie alone, die alone, Die alone, die alone! Heather M chugs the contents of the bottle. Heather D and the students dissipate. Veronica runs onstage. No! No, no, stop, stop! Veronica and Heather fall to the ground, and Heather starts crying. Suicide is a private thing! Throwing your life away to be a statistic in USA Today? That's like the least private thing I can think of. But what about Heather and Ram and Kurt? If everyone jumped off a bridge, young lady, would you? Heather nods, ashamed. Probably. Veronica takes Heather's hand. If you were happy every single day of your life, then you wouldn't be a human, you'd be a game show host. Heather spits out the pills. Thanks for coming after me. You're welcome.Well, if you want it to come true, then meet me at the cemetery. At dawn. Veronica hangs up the phone. Free pussy! And we don't even have to buy it a pizza! What?! They fist­bump and run off­stage giddily. We can start and finish wars, JD, Veronica: W e're what killed the dinosaurs. We're the asteroid that's overdue. The dinosaurs choked on the dust, They died because God said they must. The new world needed room, For me and you. I worship you. I'd trade my life for yours. We’ll make them disappear, We'll plant our garden here… Plant our garden here. Our love is God. Our love is God. Our love is God. Our love is God. Our love is God. JD approaches Veronica with a gun in his hand. Veronica stares in a horrified fascination. Whoa, wow… Is that real? Yeah… But we're filling it with "Ich Luge" bullets. Ich Luge...? What? My grandad scored them in World War II. They contain this powerful tranquilizer. The Nazis