Probably not as disturbing as father stabbin’ and mother rapin’ but as books go, these here ones are not ones you are going to want to pass around among all the tea drinkers at the quilting circle (and don’t get all haired up if you just happen to be the president of the biggest leather-wearing, father stabbin’, mother rapin’ quilting circle in west Wapakoneta County, I’m talking in general here.

In the hour and change that we were hanging out at my house, he went to the bathroom five times and literally couldn't seem to sit still. It will not make you want to kill your Dad or have sex with your Mom, or vice versa, but it’s still a good read. Believe it or not, there was a lot more Daddy Kink than I had anticipated - I know, I’m don’t know what I was expecting with that title either.

I know some people around here don't believe in the existence of men with red hair, so here are your fabled men (and monsters): Knot Your Damn Omega (Devyn Sinclair), A Rogue of One's Own (Evie Dunmore), Heart Song (Heather Guerre), Baby and the Late Night Howlers (Kathryn Moon), A Lady of Rooksgrave Manor (Kathryn Moon), A Company of Fiends (Kathryn Moon) Sanctuary with Kings (Kathryn Moon), Three Swedish Mountain Men (Lily Gold), Bad Boy Minotaur (Michele Mills), I Married a Merman (Regine Abel), One Pucked Up Pack (Sarah Blue), Get a Life, Chloe Brown (Talia Hibbert), and Fix Her Up (Tessa Bailey). While we’re recommending everything he ever wrote, I’d also strongly suggest ‘ The Bottoms‘, where Joe gets serious with a ‘ To Kill a Mockingbird‘ type story set in East Texas during the depression.

I definitely feel like I was running into a lot of FMC that were blonde a couple months back (I think maybe in RHs? He will continue to work out, walk, keep a healthy diet, work to keep his weight on, enjoy life, and pray his body keeps up with his drive.We are especially fortunate to have my mom as our matriarch, not only as she continues to support my dad during every step of this journey, but also because she was the lead Speech Pathologist for Gwinnett County’s (GA) Preschool programs over the past 20 years, experience that has and will continue to benefit my family and the community. Instead, things just sort of happened quickly, and we were to take it at face value without much of an explanation. The story started to lose its momentum at the 40% mark, and I had a hard time giving it my full attention. Was stolen from a guy who used it in a trivia chat room I was in one night, and who explained it as “a phrase often heard in West Virginia” which cracked me up so much I had to swipe it.

At HuffPost, we believe that everyone needs high-quality journalism, but we understand that not everyone can afford to pay for expensive news subscriptions. Now, when you pick up Tim Sandlin and start reading you might push back from your reading table and say, “Well, I’m aghast, Christopher has never lied to me before, but here I am some thirty pages into this august tome and I am yet to find anything to motivate me to the Oedipal atrocities that he has promised, the cur. Considering how many authors (of novels written in English) live in the US, this seems like the most 'reasonable' comparison. He looks like he wants to devour me, and frankly I’d let him eat me alive with how he makes me feel. I don't wanna make this super cluttered, so I'll leave only the updated charts for eye colours down here, but feel free to open another tab with the previous post so you can compare how the proportions have changed with a much bigger sample size now (69 books then, 321 now).

These characters felt real with such human emotions and thoughts (the irony, I know) and I really enjoyed the story. And he’s in town to capture a demon who keeps possessing bodies before she accidentally kills them once she moves to another one.