In what seems like an attempt to kill the beauty and finesse of the might omelette, a company has launched a machine they say can cook a vertical omelette at the touch of a button. If you don’t have the cooking oil spray that they advise you use then soaking a bit of kitchen towel in olive oil and using chopsticks to rub it around the edges of the Rollie did the trick for us.

Kitchen gadgets review: the Egg Master – a horrifying, unholy Kitchen gadgets review: the Egg Master – a horrifying, unholy

Once I opened the package I expected a whiff of old man smell, but I found out that it’s just regular breakfast sausage. Yes, we’ve discovered a new kind of appliance and it goes without saying that we’re eggs-tremely eggs-cited. If our egg prep has inspired you to get into your own kitchen, don’t forget that we’ve got you covered with all the spares and accessories you could ever need for a cooker that doesn’t let you down. I gave up on the six other ingredients I bought for this project and I will eat those as God intended, prepared as the package says, in the darkness of my closet, seasoned with my own tears.It’s like a breakfast corn dog, where the hot dog part is a breakfast sausage, and the batter is made of pancake.

Rollie Eggmaster | at Mighty Ape Australia Rollie Eggmaster | at Mighty Ape Australia

Cooked the basic 2 egg on a stick first off and turned out just as advertised, made a cheesy egg roll next and once again turned out as expected. The front of the jar says it’s turkey with canola oil, but the first two ingredients are pork and beef, so they’re lying to you and your children. After about seven minutes the egg roll rose gracefully out of the Rollie, sending us into a frenzied panic whilst we rushed to transfer this miracle of science onto a plate with the dignity and speed it deserved. Hold your skewer in the centre of the Rollie as the egg starts to cook to make sure it’s centred in your food. Also, when the Eggmaster is on, it emits the smell of burning plastic, which is not something I normally look for in cooking equipment.We Try Fried Egg Moulds and the Results Are Both Amazing and Catastrophic Okay, so the results depended hugely on the person responsible for the frying pan.

Rollie Eggmaster is the Best Dumbest Cooking Device Ever The Rollie Eggmaster is the Best Dumbest Cooking Device Ever

we keep chickens so always have extra eggs and this machine turns them into delicious little snacks that are great hot or cold. I prepared myself mentally for death in case my apartment burned down while I watched an egg get shat out onto the floor. You can make egg-wrapped hot dogs, breakfast tortillas, eggy spring rolls, chocolate banana pastries… the list goes on. I sprayed some nonstick spray into it, cracked two eggs into it (which made a strange farting noise as they went down, which was encouraging), and waited until the eggs finished cooking.And eggs are just the beginning; make tasty rollie burritos, perfect pizza rollies or cinnamon rollies for a delectable dessert. It comes with a few wooden skewers and a sponge to clean out its insides once you sully them with some unfertilized chicken eggies. We have to crown the Rollie as the true victor here though as the judge then went on finish both egg rolls. It’s a dossier of culinary hate crimes (barbecue Pork Egg Master has two ingredients, “biscuit dough and three teaspoons of precooked pork”).