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When Edward Lear brought the limerick to public attention with his Book of Nonsense in 1846, it was more like a collection of nursery rhymes, intended for a very young audience.And of course such attempts to craft a language free of ambiguity, rendering a contract’s terms incontestable and inescapable, and hence immune to all vagaries of interpretation and intervention, are invariably doomed; even the most straightforward words, set out in the most straightforward fashion, engender mist and smoke, shadings and concealments. It seems the ailing dog, in all its debility, continues to own its responsibilities; it still aims to safeguard the household. But rather than alluding to the conjugal act with clever innuendo, these dull and dirty limericks display zero sense of subtlety.

Though many will groan at a bad pun, the existence of wordplay—punning in the broadest sense—is unavoidable, inextinguishable. ADD TO THE COLLECTION - Filled with 144 pages of hilarious, crazy, dirty and cheeky rhymes and illustrations, this is a great naughty addition to any 18+ book shelf! Please note that this just relates to gifts sent directly from Scribbler HQ and not those marked as being fulfilled by a partner supplier.

What perhaps most sharply separates the poet from the lawyer is an embrace of, rather than a frequent struggle against, linguistic squishiness. This definitive collection of the world’s rudest, lewdest limericks will perhaps finally bestow respectability upon stanzas long venerated in oral tradition. She looked at me and made a threatening gesture; now, lend me your horse, and I will ride away from this city and avoid my fate. International products have separate terms, are sold from abroad and may differ from local products, including fit, age ratings, and language of product, labeling or instructions. Plus, the ladies love them, and you’ll be a hit at pandemic Zoom parties for your wit and originality.

Anybody who has ever taught a poetry class has encountered the exasperated student inquiring, “ Why can’t poets just say what they mean? The merchant lent him his horse, and the servant mounted it, and he dug his spurs in its flanks and as fast as the horse could gallop he went. Our funny dirty limericks will make you laugh as funny dirty poems are fitted with funny rhymes and made for a dirty mind.Whoever it was who condensed it down to six words did something masterly; the little announcement speaks not merely of the heartbreak of an infant’s death but also of harrowing poverty and human resilience.

The attorney’s aim is to arrange a desired result (as defined by his client, however undesirable societally) in the face of every conceivable contingency.FUN COMEDY BOOK - Alongside our adult nursery rhymes book, if you want funny gifts for men, rude gifts or funny books for secret Santa, birthdays or Christmas, Rude Limericks will make anyone smile!