She was always talking about me behind my back and saying stuff like, Nikki’s a hopelessly insecure, fashion-challenged, diary-obsessed DORK! Brandon is so determined to talk to Nikki about the situation that he resorts to going into the girls' room. Dork Diaries is effortlessly entertaining, includes lots of drawings to compliment the text and should be on every girl's book shelf.

Dork Diaries 6: Tales from a Not-So-Happy Heartbreaker (6) Dork Diaries 6: Tales from a Not-So-Happy Heartbreaker (6)

The worst of these little sub-stories was where our main character was going to swim class and, for some reason, adorns a floating pool toy to insure she will not sink when she swims, the device then, sadly, gets stuck to her waist and she is humiliated by her swim class. It would make me sick if I discovered that this character was in any way based off of a real person because whoever it is desperately needs psychological analysis. This girl is supposed to be a likable character while she comes off as just evil, making what she categorises as mistakes but come off more as hate-filled acts of psychopathy and brutality.I really do love it and would have absolutely adored it when I was younger - funny books have always been a favourite of mine and they still are now. Also I know that Valentine is coming and this book is perfect for Valentine's Day because its about love. She is also afraid that before she gets a chance of asking him, he will agree on going with MacKenzie, the most popular girl of the school and Nikki's enemy. Nikki and Brandon's cute love/crush story makes anyone who is in my age to reminisce about their first crush and the time they unintentionally broke our hearts. In this book, Nikki is getting mixed messages from Brandon and, thanks to a not-so-handy magazine article, she thinks he doesn't like her.

Dork Diaries: Holiday Heartbreak - Google Books Dork Diaries: Holiday Heartbreak - Google Books

So, her mom told her to wear her seaweed green bridesmaid dress that made her look like a barfed out mermaid. Unfortunately for this heap of pandering vomit, it fails as a traditional, coherent story and as a DOAWK style journal. Because Nikki told her friends that she had a big surprise for them, she quickly looks into her locker and gives them the closest things she could find: a half-used tube of lip-gloss and a half-empty pack of tissues. A special bumper edition of dorkiness featuring Dear Dork and Holiday Heartbreak from the bestselling DORK DIARIES series!This shocks Nikki to the point where she checks the final item off the list, confirming any doubt she had about her relationship with Brandon.