Noun. A person who is unscrupulous and unqualified in business. Often with regard to 'cowboy' builders. Noun. Impudence, disrespectful behaviour, audacity. E.g."She had the cheek to ask for a drink when she'd just called me an idiot." {Informal} Verb. To chew, gnaw, nibble. E.g. "He kept chumbling on the cake until it had all gone, then he felt ill." [Dialect] Noun. An insect, or spider, usually viewed distastefully. E.g."Don't go in the cellar, it's damp and full of creepy-crawlies." {Informal} Verb. To break wind. E.g."She chuffed just as we were saying grace before dinner and put me off my starters. "

Verb. To kiss and cuddle, to caress affectionately. Also as cannoodle, conoodle, kanoodle. [Orig. U.S.] Noun. The name given to an area in Manchester called Rusholme, which has a high density of asian restaurants and food takeaways positioned along its main street. Noun. A useless thing. Usually heard in phrases such as "as useful as a chocolate teapot." E.g. "A car without wheels is as useful as a chocolate teapot." Cf. 'chocolate fireguard' Verb. To commune with someone sexually desirable, occasionally in so much as having sex. E.g."I copped off with a gorgeous girl last night." [Orig. North England] Adj. Great, excellent, essential. E.g."I'm going to buy that new tune by the Kaiser Chiefs, it's crucial."

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Phrs. Very 'camp' (see above), or gay. E.g. "He was a camp as a row of pink tents and wouldn't have been out of place in a Mr Gay UK competition." Cf. 'camp as a row of tents'. Phrs. Used to express that someone hasn't quite been successful, or hasn't reached their objective. A cigar often orignally being a way to celebrate a win or success. [Orig. U.S.] {Informal} Vrb phrs. To smoke heroin by burning the drug on foil and inhaling the smoke via a tube, such as a drinking straw.

Butty’ refers to basically any sandwich with 2 slices of bread (i.e., not dead fancy ones, like club sandwiches).Verb. To orgasm. The common slang convention of mispelling words also gives us the variation 'cum'.

Noun. A faecal remnant adhering to the anal hairs or fur. Also clag nut. E.g."I don't like sheep, they're disgusting and always have loads of clagnuts."Noun. Affectionate name for an attractively impudent person or animal, and someone who generally brings a smile to people's faces or may make one readily smile. Also as cheeky chappie. I’ve learned that in other places around the UK to be ‘hanging’ means to be hungover, but in Manchester the word ‘angin’ (we drop the first ‘h’ and last ‘g’) can refer to anything from rainy weather to your dinner. Similar in use to ‘minging’.