Smith tries to make up for the absence of horror by throwing in more sex, but that’s fairly tame too (or at least boringly vanilla) and often unintentionally hilarious. His habit of using character’s full names doesn’t help. Another big plus: while in "Origin of the Crabs" the crabs killed everyone in the same boring-ass way, Guy Smith really manages to mix it up this time. Sometimes the crabs snap off people's heads and then disembowel them. Sometimes they just tear them apart. Like the other book, though, Smith keeps reinforcing the fact that the crabs have REALLY mean faces, and that they DEFINITELY want to kill humans because they are SO MEAN. Only two things I know change a man like that. One's the moon. The other is a woman." He banged a piece of crab with a small hammer. "This feller here is controlled by the moon phases. Somehow I don't think that's friend Klin's trouble." I know, you are wondering, “How can you make such a bold claim? What makes Night of the Crabs so different from all those other books about giant crabs invading Wales?”

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this is the sexiest mental image ever!! it is like an exercise video from the eighties!! plus, the alarming frequency of people, during intercourse, "pushing their thighs" at each other. my legs have been doing it all wrong this whole time. c'mere and let me push you. Maybe that's my hang-up for expecting something of substance about a yarn concerning crabs the size of automobiles who are as intelligent as we are and hate us with a blinding fury. Red Herring: The military. At first it seems as though they may be responsible for the crabs, but it turns out they're just concerned Cliff and Pat are spies sent to find out about their top secret experimental pilotless plane.

The ending struggle against the crabs manages to have some actual suspense and daring-do. For that matter, watching the criminals run around in a version of “A Crab Called Wanda” is entertaining as well. Let’s be clear: this is trash, but highly entertaining trash.

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Die Bürgerwehr australischer Fischer will japanischen Fischwilderern den Garaus machen. Bei Vollmond, ja haben die Band 1 denn nicht gelesen? And since Roger Corman delivered the signature statement regarding giant crabs in 1957, few authors would have dared to try adding to this illustrious canon. Oh goodness gracious, this is the most fun I'm had reading a book since I don't know when. Sorry Mr. Strand, you're just going to have to bow down to the author of Night of the Crabs. If you want to read fast paced book with crabs as villains, or people for that matter - then read it at your own peril. Smith knows the kind of book he is writing and keeps the pace brisk by wasting no time on minutia like plot, character development or dialogue. He does, however, leave room for healthy amounts of hokey, campy and corny and I spent much of the story with an ear to ear grin on my face. I thoroughly enjoyed reading it and plan on reading at least one of the sequels to see if the magic can continue.Holidaymakers on the Welsh coast bask peacefully in the summer sunshine, blissfully unaware of the huge and evil army of giant crustaceans that lurk in the dark, off-shore waters…watching, waiting…while the police investigate a series of apparent drownings. The second combination (Combo #2) is the typical WHORE HORROR PORN film that bends, spreads and bounces from one “money shot” to the next with little or shitty dialogue and then throws in a couple of meaningless and unnecessary scenes with a douchetard in a latex, monster suit looking like a reject from a Roger Corman movie.