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This Silicone plus water-based lubricant is the first of its kind, specially blended to accurately imitate the look, feel and aroma of real-life spunk! The rules are pretty simple, you take it in turn to spin the balls which will determine your fate - for example, six pumps towards the face, or four pumps into the mouth.The built-in randomiser will release some liquid from the tip of the shaft, squirting someone in the face when you least expect it. That's a short excerpt from a typical round of F**K The Game – the party card game that combines colours and swear words with good old-fashioned psychological mind-f*ckery. We recommend filling Jizz with water, we could not possibly recommend cocktails such as Pina Colada or Screaming Orgasm. Now YOU can enjoy 18 inches of wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man fun in the comfort of your own home.

The rules are simple; roll the left bollock to reveal the number of times you must pump the prick, and roll the right bollock to reveal which direction you must point it in- your mouth, your face, the person next to you. Perfect for hen, stag, birthday or student parties and all other adult parties filled with laughs and jokes! Perform a couple of deep lunges, crack your knuckles and get ready to bounce, flip, stack, hop, roll, blow, balance and catapult your way to victory!

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