Aftermath was a gaseous time. I had the day off and I’m quite glad I did. My house was a fart tank, My partner even got home in the evening and thought the house smelt terrible (I blamed her pets, I’ll live with that guilt for years to come). This gave me no regret it was uncomfortable with the constant farting, like not even a break?! but was nothing I couldn’t handle wheat flour, modified tapioca starch, palm oil, salt, sugar, cabbage, carrot, spring onion, chilli powder, spices, glucose syrup, milk protein, yeast extract powder, rice flour, miso powder MAMA Rice Vermicelli is made of white rice flour. It is suitable for people allergic to gluten.Rice Vermicelli can be stir-fried, used in soups, or even deep-fried to make a garnish; the noodles will puff up and become very crispy when deep-fried. I’m sitting here nearly 5 hours after eating these and boy have i non stopped farted like the silent but not deadly kind

These noodles are pork flavoured and are very savory. Just add hot water to your pork noodles, add the spice mix, and enjoy the delicious taste after 3-4 minutes. Alternatively you can add fried pork and vegetables to Mama Cup Pork Noodles after pouring hot water. Mama instant noodles are among the most beloved Instant Noodles brands in the world.These vegetable flavored noodles are made from rice flour and are therefore also suitable for people with a gluten intolerance.You can prepare the delicious rice noodles simply by pouring some hot water and let them rest for a few minutes. So you can enjoy a delicious, gluten-free vegetable noodle soup within minutes! Seasoning : Salt, Sugar, Chilli Powder(2.10%), Spices, Flavour Enhancer: (E621, E635, Artificial Beef Flavour. (celery), Cream Powder (Milk Protein), BM wise, it was the regular shit show just extremely stinky, I had to air freshener spray mid shit because I couldn’t handle it. Noodles : Wheat Flour (55.60%), Modified Tapioca Starch, Palm Oil, Firming Agent:(E466, E500, E501).The next morning there was definitely some residual regret; on the way to work the stomach cramps were making themselves felt and I had to get straight to the public toilets and really squeeze one out; it was also still a bit stingy! Wow these did more than I thought they would!