Heroes and Villains [ edit ] Albert: (when Damien throws the ball into his bedroom) Little git! (walks into the living room) I fought for this country shot and shell and how they treat ya? Ain't bloody fair, eh? What I will try and do is write blog articles as regular as I can and try to have a little bit of structure to them. One thing I have thought about is starting something like a ‘Blog Series’. Basically weekly ‘blog episodes’ of articles that are all relevant to each other and will be posted over a shorter period of time. Del, Rodney, Uncle Albert, Cassandra, her parents and her boss, Stephen, are playing Trivial Pursuit.] Stephen: What is a female swan called? Del proves to know little about hang-gliding.] Andy: We've got some great thermals today. Del: Thermals? Oh, what a shame! I'm just wearing my ordinary y-fronts.

Boycie: Come on Del, let's see your two pair. Del: Well I've got a pair of aces and another pair of aces. Boycie: That's FOUR aces. Del: I didn't know you were good at maths either Boycie. Cash and Curry [1.3] [ edit ] Rodney: Are you all right, Del? I thought you was in bother! Del: That's why it took you an hour and a half to come! Didn't Grandad tell you that I'd called? Rodney: Oh yeah, he told me! "Del Boy's been captured by the Indians!" he said. I didn't know whether to call the police or the Texas Rangers! I would be lying if I said that I wasn’t driven by the prospect of more money. Money makes the world go round and the more of it we have means the better things we can afford and enjoy. Money doesn’t always make you happy, but being short of money doesn’t exactly fill me with joy either. Fancy holidays, nice cars, top restaurants, smart clothes and even just not having to jump for joy when you hear ‘whirrrrrrrrring’ noise of your money being counted out at the cash machine. We all need it and very few people are content with the amount that they have. We always want more. At least pulling out items that meant something to him would have had a narrative place and made the show a bit more cushtie. Trigger: There's nothing to be nervous about, Denzil. All you've gotta do is go in there and tell the truth. Denzil: Trigger, if I go in there and tell the truth, Del and Rodney'll spend the next five years sharpening Jeffrey Archer's pencils!Del Boy' Trotter's autobiography released: "It's got everything: pictures, words, birds, violence, adventure" ". Irish Mirror. 12 October 2015 . Retrieved 1 December 2015. Mr. Rahn: If I got into my car at 9:00 in the morning, it'd take me up to 2 in the afternoon to drive around my land. Rodney: We had a car like that once.

Rodney: Oh great man. Del: Oi Ringo. I hope my huffing and puffing ain't troubling you. Rodney: No sweat man. Del: Well it certainly ain't coming from you ya lazy little git. Sleeping Dogs Lie [4.5] [ edit ] Marlene: Did you have a nice Christmas? Del: Oh, terrific, yeah. Marlene: I had a dog. Rodney: Yeah? We had a turkey, same as every other year. In response to Albert suggesting Anna may either have twins, triplets, or quadroplets.] Del: He's right and all. She might be sitting in there with a belly full of people!Del, Rodney, and Albert are sailing on a boat to Holland, and end up lost in the middle of the North Sea.] Rodney: He's something else ain't he? And what about all the currents they got round here? We could have drifted anywhere by now. Del: Yes, he's right and all ain't he? We're in the middle of the North Sea ain't we? It's got more currents than a hot-cross bun. While maintaining a tough exterior, Del still mourns the death of his mother and runs T.I.T. with Rodney. He takes great pride in having raised Rodney after their mother's premature death and has never forgiven his father for running away when Rodney was an infant. Despite their often minimal income, Del insists on caring for his elderly grandfather. When Grandad dies, his role in the family trio is taken by his younger brother Albert, who receives the same level of respect (and light-hearted abuse). Sandra: I'll give you 24 hours breathing space time to shall we say spring clean your flat and after that I'm coming round with the CID, That's 24 hours Rodney. Rodney: Reminds me of that Gene Pitney song you know "24 Hours from Dartmoor".

Rodney, talking with Albert about the rumours that Freddie the Frog had an illegitimate child with a local woman, allegedly Rodney's mother] Rodney: Albert, did... Albert: They're rumours, Rodney. That's all, rumours.Rodney: Del, for once in your life be yourself, right? And you don't need none of them soppy French phrases neither. Del: What do you mean, "soppy phrases"? La bonne vie, you stupid ... Rodney: See what I mean? Del, you can't speak French. You're still struggling with English. Del: What is it with you, Rodney? Do you like hospital food or something? Rodney: I'm just being honest with you. Let's face it, Del, most of your French phrases come straight out of Citroën manuals, don't they? Series 6 (1989) [ edit ] Yuppy Love [6.1] [ edit ] Del: You've always been the same, even at school. Nothing but books, learning, education. That's why you're no good at snooker.