I said, ** no!....there are so many guys walking around here with at least half a ** because of the way you look in it! Technically, this wasn't my spring break, but I once met a (very fine) Brazilian man who was traveling around Europe on vacation. We bumped into each other at a bar as he was heading to the bathroom, and — I don't even know how, exactly — ended up making out behind a photo booth like two minutes later. Well, up against the photo booth. I never even got his name, but he kept complimenting my smile and nibbling my bottom lip, and we're pretty much still married in my head.

We were having sex in the dark & I went to get on top but misjudged how close we were to the edge of the bed. Whether you’re a newbie looking to dip your feet into one of the hottest genres on the planet, or a returning reader in search of a new title to pore over, this list has something hot for everyone. Because everyone has a different comfort level on the subject, we’ve arranged this list according to spice level: Mild, meaning plot-driven stories with a few sex scenes thrown in; Medium, a happy middle ground between plot and sex; and Hot, the steamiest of stories for when you couldn’t care less about what actually happens. So without further ado, here are some of the best erotic novels that will leave you seriously blushing and maybe, just maybe, needing a cold shower afterward. Mild-Level Erotic NovelsNow he opened his clothing and took out his hard, eager sex, and mounting her he let it rest against her thigh as he continued to stroke her and work her. It’s the promise of so many of these stories: one night of throwing inhibitions to the wind. And where better to do exactly that than in Las Vegas. A little bit longer than most of the books on this list, but the payoff is worth it. And as the sun finally sets on this list of erotic prose, you’ll be in need of some nocturnal delights. Naughty Bedtime Stories should take pride of place on your bedside table just in case you need to reach over and… I’ll let you fill in the blanks. Sweet dreams!

We sit together on the couch in the corner of our office. It’s velvet. A dark emerald, situated in front of a brass coffee table. Our company’s way of decorating cool to stay relevant and retain Millennial talent. I met a married woman while we were both walking our dogs. She pretended to invite me over so our dogs could play, but it was really so we could.” — Will, 20 Elizabeth*, 25 Do The Donkeys Make This Story Even Sexier? Is It Weird That I Think Yes? One time, I met this gorgeous British guy at a club in Santorini. We started making out outside of the club, at goodness knows what hour, when we were interrupted by, like, a parade of donkeys coming up the streets. I actually think the donkeys were taking out the trash? I was so drunk, IDK.Chloe*, 24 Nothing Hotter Than The Danger Of Almost Drowning. (I'm Totally Kidding, BTW! Please Don't Almost Drown!) One day, on a spring break trip to Puerto Rico, one of my friends and I got super drunk at the beach and decided to swim out into the ocean and make out in the crashing waves. We almost drowned, but it was fine. Afterward, we climbed a mountain barefoot, got completely lost as the sun was setting, and decided to make out some more in our bathing suits at the top of the mountain! Digging into the most prolific bastion of cringe and discomfort, Reddit, we found a few deeply uncomfortable sex stories that show just how persistent cringe-y, awkward sex moments can be throughout your lives. The woman seated next to me during a long flight gave me a handjob beneath a blanket. I could feel the wedding ring sliding against my skin as she did it.” — Julian, 28

That night I asked her in bed - "does it feel a little strange to feel the breeze moving around up in there .....so far up between your legs?!" I slept with a married woman on a cruise, even though her entire family was sleeping a few cabins away.” — Bradley, 50 He nods. I hear him catch his breath as I reach across his lap. I laugh to myself — he didn’t think I was going to reach straight for his crotch did he? I close his computer and place it beside mine.

Got some pent up royal court fantasies? A penchant for gothic erotica well here’s your chance to indulge in them. A princess lured into an erotic love triangle. A curious young wife gets disciplined in all the right ways. You get the picture. This anthology of erotic short stories are fairy tales that delve delectably into darkness and danger. Erotica and fantasy is a match made in heaven. Once you’ve recovered from the 69 orgasms above, you can sink your teeth into erotic short stories that blend gothic themes with mystical characters — but don’t you worry — there are still plenty of forbidden sexual interludes. Lacey*, 24 Seriously, Though. The Greek Isles Are (Apparently) Where It's At. I was on spring break in Mykonos, it was actually one of the first holidays I took after coming out. Anyway, I went to this gay club, and was suddenly surrounded by hot, European guys. One grabbed my hand right away, we started dancing and taking shots of Ouzo, and by the end of the night, we're having sex in the bathroom of the club. It was my first (and best) one-night stand ever. I still think about it to this day... NOPE! - this baby was a mini skirt - showing a lovely degree of her creamy thighs...sitting just below her little while bikini **....which were on view several times that day...especially when tending to our son in his stroller! She could squat by his stroller in a very lady-like manner, and keep her knees together - but that skirt was so high....if you were at the right angle - her ** was easy to see up there....and well, it was a lot of fun to watch her.