Are you one of those people who just can’t live without their phone? A device full of apps, cameras and so many other incredible features; for instance, can you imagine a world where no one knows what loud tinny music sounds like echoing from the rear of public transport or what a viral video is? Smartphones really have done the world a favour.

Hold that thought. I know what you’re going to say: “But headphones are only good for one person at a time! Sure, we could share an earphone each, but we bought Beats by Dre, so we’re only good for some right-ear listening.”The tiny Cash Stash includes a brass clip for helping you tightly roll your emergency cash. Frequently Asked Questions The dial retracts the USB, so it will never become damaged in transit. This dial can be clipped on to any keyring for full transportability. THE CASH STASH As if this all wasn’t good enough, it doesn’t even take up a slot on your keychain. Nope, this keyring gadget fits snugly over the top of one of your existing keys, so you can buy one along with all the other things on this list and it won’t add to the bulk.

If you’re a 9-5 kind of person, you probably have a workplace to scurry off to in the day and a home to sit in at night. I’d guess you even have a work computer and a home one. Excellent.

Emergency Cash For Your Keyring

You never know when you're going to be stranded without your wallet or without any cash. For those emergencies, you'll be covered with the Cash Stash. The tiny waterproof capsule is designed to hold one bill for life's little money emergencies.

There are so many times in life when you need to open a beer, file your nails, tweeze your eyebrows and do a spot of DIY all at the same time. Until now you’ve had to lug around a whole array of different gadgets to help you with all this, but watch, I’m about to change the game for you. The Cash Stash Keychain Capsule is about as small as a container can be for holding a single bill of currency. It's less than two inches long and only half an inch in diameter. You'll hardly notice this little capsule on your keychain until you've lost your wallet at a baseball game and need to grab a cab home. Whether you’re stabbing a family friend, giving a car’s paintjob a more street-orientated theme or just simply opening your front door; the key is THE everyday object that never fails to find itself vital in any situation that the faecal-flinging ape known as ‘Life’ may throw at us. It's also perfect for teens who have been known to misplace just about everything (except their cell phones and the keys to their precious bit of freedom). Need to pay for some drinks but the bar’s card machine is down? Hopped into a taxi but left your wallet in the restaurant? Is your other half, or date, looking at you like you’re a complete moron?With the blossoming wonders of modern science, that rigid metal loop can now fill itself with measureless amounts of technology, making your life a stepping stone easier as you journey across the endless river of long days and gruelling hours of what is essentially: a meaningless mortality. As disturbing and enlightening as that last statement was, let’s put down the shotgun and take a tour of these new keyring gadgets and see if we can find a reason or two not to pull the trigger.

So we’ve shown you the Cash Stash, and that was pretty neat, but it got us thinking; what else do you need to carry around like cash? There was only one answer. Fire.