Short farmer puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The farmer humour may include short farm boy jokes also. What did the sad pig say to the farmer? It said, "You take me for grunted." Agriculture Related Jokes I'll teach that lousy no-good farmer to say no!" he exclaims. "See that horse over there? Watch this!" He levels his rifle and shoots it! He hears gunshots next to him and looks at his brother. A farmer was counting his cows.... A farmer was counting his cows and initially only counted 196, but when he rounded them up he had 200. A farmer is harvesting his lettuce field and suddenly drops to the ground His wife runs over and screams; I think he's having a Caesar!

A farmer bought some breeding pigs, but after several weeks, not one was pregnant. He called the vet for help. "Why don't you try artificial insemination" said the vet. In light of Valentine's Day My girlfriend's mom told this joke and I thought it was worth sharing with you guys.You must identify the risks that apply to your land and your activities. Before you use manure or fertiliser

TfL sent nearly 40,000 warning letters in the first week of operation for contraventions and potential genuine mistakes, and 2,000 to 3,000 more daily for a further three weeks before issuing fines. for signs of fertiliser use in restricted areas – including excessive growth of vegetation on the margins of restricted areasMan car break down near house of farmer. Take shelter in barn. Find farmer daughter in barn. Oh! Hot stuff! But TOO LATE! Is already r**... by soldier. Kidadl is independent and to make our service free to you the reader we are supported by advertising. Why did the pumpkin win first place at the harvest festival? The judges said that it was gourd-geous.

A lettuce farm was busted by the FDA on suspicion of combining plant and human DNA to create a new protein hybrid. for poaching on a stretch of land (at least 2m wide and 20m long) next to an inland freshwater or coastal water Did you hear about the wooden tractor? It had a wooden engine, and wooden wheels, and it wooden even work!A short documentary telling the stories of gay people in the farming community has won international recognition and praise for sparking conversations about farmers who may be struggling in silence with their sexuality.