She arrives in front of God and asks, "I thought you said I had another 30 or 40 years?" To which God replies, "To tell you the truth, I didn't recognize you." Due to over population, I can only let one of you in. Whoever can tell me the best story of his death can enter Heaven." Passionate Lady takes all Big Johnson has to offer. It looks like a dead heat but Big >>>Johnson squirts and wins by a head.

Ayeydii oo aad u faraxsan ayaa iyadoo dhar aan innaba caadi aheyn soo xidhatay oo rajeyneysa in uu Guuleed galayo kaalinta 1aad soo fadhiisatay meeshii lagu qeybinayey abaalmarinta. Waxa la bilaabmatay yeedhintii kaalmaha. Ayeydii oo aad u faraxsan ayuunbaa la yidhi hebel ayaa kaalintii 1aad galay. Iyadoo yaaban ayey islahayd kolley ta 2aad ayuu galayaa. Markaasay ka weydey magiacii inanka. Inta ay kacday ayey cabaadday oo ay tidhi"Macallin inanka aan ayeyda u ahay imtixaan kasta wuxuu ka heli jiray 100/100 meeshana kuma arko" markaas ayuu macallinkii weydiiyey inanka ay sheegayso. Short somalia puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The somalia humour may include short country jokes also.

Short somali puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The somali humour may include short sail jokes also. Somalis also like jokes that involve their unique cuisine. One popular joke involves two people discussing what food they should bring to a dinner party. The first person suggests bringing some traditional Somali flatbread, while the second person replies “What? Are you crazy? That would be way too spicy!” A woman on her death-bed says to her husband: "Promise me that your next wife will never wear my clothes". "Hush now", says her husband comforting. "Firstly you will be better soon and secondly she's one foot smaller than you.

Axsantu yaakhee walaalaheey jiro, foorjada waa furantahey LAAKIIN MIDFADLIKUM, lisaankiina ilaaliya perke waayeel iyo ilmo aan qaan gaarin aa ku juro karaa meeshaaneey.

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