Mauro Icardi was cheered by Inter Milan when he missed a penalty against Cagliari after he criticized the fans in his autobiography. There is an old Liverpool fan who is dying so he calls his Liverpool friends and asks them to do one last thing for him. They say, “Yes of course.” So he asks for a Man Utd shirt. This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore One Everton fan is stood in the away end crying his eyes out. And with each tear, he feeds my soul. New routine Recently my mate started doing his morning workout on the 5:30 service from Norwich to London Liverpool Street.

And speaking of disappointments, let’s not forget the treasure trove of Liverpool FC jokes that never fail to keep us entertained when the match itself doesn’t. Ah, you’ve got to love the classics. Why did the Liverpool fan bring a ladder to the bar? To finally get some points! These zingers are the bread and butter—or should we say, the “bitter and scouser”—of football banter. They add that extra zing, like hot sauce on a bland taco. The jokes are like the unofficial mascot of the club, always lurking around, ready to pounce the moment there’s a fumble, a missed goal, or yet another defensive mishap. So here’s to Liverpool FC jokes, the gift that keeps on giving, much like their defense to the opposing team! Funny Liverpool FC Jokes I just said to Martínez that I was sorry FOUR that. He said I'm not in the mood for jokes. I said I am, we just demolished you.Rebecca Devin wrote: "We have lost a true legend. Lost for words, what a lovely friend. I feel privileged to have known him and got to know his amazing personality. He was everyone's friend and made everyone feel so welcome. Totally devastated and miss him so much already." Then Snow White says, "How do I know I'm the most beautiful woman in the world? Perhaps there is someone more beautiful than me!" And she got very depressed.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Mary why she is a Manchester United supporter. From things overheard in the chippy to some absolute gold from Scouse nans, these are the moments that show Scousers really have got the best sense of humour around. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and, as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark.The second passenger is Elon Musk: I am the founder of SpaceX and king of the electric vehicle (EV) industry. – I’m an influence. He takes another one and jumps. Paul Kavanagh shared his joke: “Remember when plastic surgery was taboo ?,Now if you mention Botox no one raises an eyebrow. Roberto Martínez’s men were annihilated at Anfield following Ramiro Funes Mori’s red card on fifty minutes – their opponents managed to register thirty-seven shots in total, compared with Everton’s three.