Press under a 2cm hem at the bottom of each cover piece and insert the ribbon ties under the hems, about 8cm apart. Pin and stitch the hem. Coming in at over 30cm in length and 20cm in width, there is plenty of warm willy to go around! Raise the temperature a few degrees in bed with this cheeky penis shaped hot water bottle! Party & Celebration.

Unfortunately times have a-changed and an original VW Camper Van now costs a small fortune! Not to mention that we're now all a bunch of day-dreaming squares working 9-5 for "the man". Ugh! We've chosen a love heart motif – perfect for Valentine's day – but you can choose any pattern of your choice if you'd prefer. Keep for yourself to snuggle up next to in bed, or give as a gorgeous, thoughtful gift to someone special. You will need Cut four 20cm lengths of narrow ribbon for the ties at the bottom of the water bottle cover. Neaten the lower edge of both water bottle cover pieces. Import duties on a real living breathing spitting llama are through the roof these days, plus you have to wait for it to get through quarantine and all that nonsense He’s not just for show, it turns out the humble penis is the perfect shape for a hot water bottle, distributing that lovely warmth sideways through the balls and lengthwise through the shaft. Mmm, cosy.This cuddly cosy heatable lap warmer will NEVER spit on or at you - not even in your general direction Vino2Go Portable Wine Glass The Vino2Go is a double-wall, insulated travel cup perfect for pool parties, picnics and anyone interested in imbibing on the move. When you’re ready to repot your plants into something more fitting (coming soon: the Firebox terracotta vagina), the magical eco-friendly cube will slowly decompose and turn into valuable coconut fibre fertiliser for the plant, enriched with all sorts of stuff that makes chillies fully erect big and handsome. Mini Plant Pot Naughty Gnomes You know what your houseplants are crying out for? Dirty. Decorative. Dwarfs.

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Willy Hot Water Bottle, keep warm with this adult novelty hot water bottle featuring a pair of balls and a willy! Featuring an acrylic wine ‘glass’ with a floating stem, the Vino2Go maintains an ideal temperature without condensation, while the silicone lid stops serious spills and pesky bugs from dive-bombing your booze.Place pieces right sides together. Pin and stitch around the outer edge of the hot water bottle cover taking a 1cm seam allowance. Cut out the heart shape from the bondaweb and press onto the reverse of cream fleece. Cut out the cream fleece around the bondaweb heart and iron it onto the centre of one hot-water bottle piece. Looking for a new hot water bottle to cosy up with this winter or thinking of a cute Valentine's day gift? Our sewing pattern for a handmade hot water bottle cover made from snuggly fleece material is the perfect solution.