Billy is determined to ban Stan from the Rovers after the bogs are blocked again, though Len’s reluctance to attend the kangaroo court lead some to suspect one of his own ‘legendary logs’ may have been responsible for the blockage. Eddie Yeats hires an Alsatian as a guard-dog for his intended security business; the lack of interest prompts him to nick some copper from Len’s yard and leads Stan and Albert to plan hiding in the Rovers’ cellar overnight, both actions proving Eddie’s services are needed.

Jerry appears before the magistrates on a charge of indecent exposure, but he can count on the support of both Bet and Len as witnesses to his innocence and character. But why is YT allowing Sunday Lunch, for example, to continue against terminating the great VL38 account?

The residents of the street have no choice but to participate in a training exercise to see how the police would cope in the event of a bomb scare; they are evacuated to the community centre, assured it’s merely a dummy run even though Hilda is convinced it’s a cover for a real bomb planted by ‘Barbara Meinhof’. Elsewhere, Billy confesses to Deirdre that he’s a transvestite, confidential information she immediately passes on to Ray Langton; and Len takes Rita Littlewood on a ‘double date’ with Elsie Tanner and Alan Howard. Ray’s amorous ambitions are thwarted by Billy, who cops off with the ‘escort’ after being rejected anew by Deirdre, whilst Hilda acquires a virgin admirer and Ken gives Bet a stiffie.

Ken is pompous and patronising, an affliction that ended his marriage to his second wife Janet after just one episode, though he still attracts the eye of unattached females in the neighbourhood and occasionally rapes underage girls. I've only watched three episodes (so far) the two pilots and the Christmas episode, but what I like best is as has been noted, the realistic language. When YT took it upon itself to remove my entire channel without warning – rather than ban a handful of videos I could have easily uploaded to another outlet like Vimeo – their reasons for doing so suggested the images placed in their heads by ‘Buggernation Street’ were too much for their fragile sensibilities; they then, like some satanic abuse fantasist, appeared to believe they had actually seen these images in my videos. But shazza is nevertheless a notable figure to me, for his/her comment was the last to ever grace a video on my YouTube channel, the final person provoked into saying something after enjoying one of my offerings on a platform that had twelve long years of providing satirical and/or bawdy entertainment for the masses who were incapable of raising even a moderate titter at the woeful excuse for comedy that television serves-up these days.Luckily for Len, the leading magistrate is a fellow member of Weatherfield Satanic Abuse Society and he gets off. something like the same furrow ploughed by Quentin Smirhes and Scarfolk but less eery-horror and more wry cynicism sort of thing. Hilda’s ‘sex party’ is no such thing, but merely a crafty way of persuading Stan to let her host a do at their place; Stan doesn’t realise and invites an actual ‘prozzy’ to spice things up. Hilda threatens Stan with castration if he goes anywhere near the new nightclub, though Ken agrees to accompany Len and Ray to the upstairs section, unaware that Lucille will be go-go dancing with her leggy pal in the basement venue.

Given the go-ahead by the IBA to break new ground in terms of ‘foul language’ on the grounds that the only people watching would be insomniacs and weirdos (decent people went to bed earlier back in the 70s), Granada produced a programme unlike anything previously seen on British television. Meanwhile, Albert proves he’s the embodiment of masculine virility when walking Weatherfield Moor for charity with Jerry Booth - despite the legend of the site being plagued by witches and werewolves. Despite Stan’s ‘medical condition’ enabling Hilda to acquire a second TV set (courtesy of a disability benefit he’s now entitled to), Stan himself gradually seems less enthused at the prospect of ‘having the permanent shits’.As the title makes clear, this episode mainly covers Deirdre’s successful first night walking the Weatherfield streets for Billy. The glaring difference between YT and other video platforms was never better highlighted by the viral success of this particular video. Emily appears to have finally solved Ernie’s problems, but an aching Ernie can only take a strap-on in small doses. Maggie's son Gordon (who is actually the illegitimate offspring of her sister Betty Turpin) is rarely seen, spending most of his time plotting how to become Chairman of Everton FC. The colour telly arrives at the community centre, and Albert ensures he has a front row seat in time for ‘The High Chaparral’, even though he sleeps through most of it.

Stan, on the other hand, figures he can avoid paying the TV rental by setting fire to the set; unsuprisingly, the plan fails and the Ogdens end up owing more than they did in the first place. You know my feelings…But to post something publicly in comparison to YT’s outrageous verdict of your channel’s diverse content, let’s mention ‘Toyah and Robert’s Sunday Lunch’. A paranoid Elsie is convinced Alan is obsessed with Maggie’s breasts, though he denies it as much as Maggie.Meanwhile, Ernie appears on local radio to discuss his impotence, providing his neighbours with amusingly intimate details of his private life. This account has been terminated due to multiple or severe violations of YouTube’s policy on nudity or sexual content.